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10 Surprising Foodies

My latest article at TLC!

Posted in How Stuff Works & Other Writing. on Wednesday, Jul 28, 2010

Back Soon

I’m starting a new job today, so posting will likely be spotty for the next few days. Sorry!

Posted in Random. on Wednesday, Jul 28, 2010

And We All Roll On

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The past few practices have been a blur of basic skills testing. We Fresh Meat are currently under evaluation to see if we are track-worthy — safe for ourselves and others, safe to compete. I don’t want to talk too much about the test itself. It’s been pretty stressful on all of us. I’ve done very well in some skills, and not so well in others. Hoping we will know whether or not we’ve made the team within the next week or two.

Last night we continued practicing skills and teamwork. We’ve been focusing on blocking and partner work lately. I’m learning a lot of strategies and trying to remember them all. Your brain has to work so quickly and be aware of so many things during a jam — your reactions should be almost second nature. I’m getting there.

Endurance-wise last night, I think I had a pretty good practice. We did a partnered weaving pace line — something I dread — and I was able to keep up and did fine. Usually I drop out of a pace line, but I made it through this one and was so pleased. Later when we did some scrimmaging drills, I pushed myself and volunteered to jam several times and also stepped in to block several times as well. I think I skated four jams in a row, which is more than I usually do. My asthma remained under control for the most part — another small victory.

During my last jam, I found myself being blocked by Pamberly, aka the “Jammer Killer,” and she knocked my ass to the ground like it was nothing. However, I scrambled back up as quickly as I could and got back into the pack. She knocked me down again soon after, and after I once again scrambled back up, I started chasing her, yelling, “Pamberly YOU WHORE.” Tensions running high on the track! Seriously, though, it was hilarious.

Anyway, right now my biggest problem is running out of steam during a jam — usually the second or third time around the track I become exhausted and can’t get my legs working right. Chickie Boom gave me a couple suggestions on combating that exhaustion and I will try them out next practice. She said to muster up the rest of my energy and run on my skates. The resulting momentum should keep me moving.

Sore today, but looking forward to more work tomorrow night. I’ll round out my week with a couple sessions of boot camp, as long as I can keep my knee stable. So far I’m okay.

Posted in Derby Life. on Monday, Jul 26, 2010

Can the Right Appliance Save Me Money?

My latest article at TLC.

Posted in How Stuff Works & Other Writing. on Sunday, Jul 25, 2010

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Yikes, Rihanna. [image via Splash]

Posted in Caption This Picture. on Thursday, Jul 22, 2010

Today in Jon Hamm News

Jon Hamm To Appear On The Simpsons.

Posted in Jon Hamm. on Thursday, Jul 22, 2010

In Honor of LiLo’s Incarceration

The best women-in-prison movies!

Posted in Pop Culture. on Wednesday, Jul 21, 2010

So Very Tired

I have a lot to do today, including writing some articles and taking the nieces rollerskating for the first time. I slept terribly last night and can barely keep my eyes open today. Sore from boot camp and last night’s derby practice (which was really fun). Posting may be light over the next few days, as tomorrow I’m getting a visit from Maggie & Jeremy! Beyond excited.

Posted in Random. on Wednesday, Jul 21, 2010

That’s What She Said

The women of Mad Men. via jezebel

Posted in Pop Culture, Video. on Tuesday, Jul 20, 2010

Back to Boot Camp

I decided to return to Boot Camp for a four-week session. I’ve been feeling pretty down in the dumps lately, and thought it might be beneficial to cross-train for derby. I started today.

It was nice to see my old instructor (I haven’t been there since last October) and some familiar faces. Some new ones, too! Even at 6:00am, the humidity is pretty tough on me. However, everything is just as I remember and I fell right back in as if I’ve never been gone. I’ve also got two hours of derby practice tonight, and another boot camp session tomorrow morning, so I figure by tomorrow afternoon I’ll be dead.

But at least I’ll be tired enough to sleep.

Posted in Boot Camp, Health. on Tuesday, Jul 20, 2010

“The Town” Trailer

Yes, please. thanks tobey!

Posted in Video, WANT. on Tuesday, Jul 20, 2010

The 13 Most Lovable TV Alcoholics

Since Mad Men and its ever-present martinis start up again soon, why not take a look at other hard-drinkin’ tv characters?

Posted in Random. on Monday, Jul 19, 2010

Bad Life Lessons from the Little Mermaid

Posted in Humor, Video. on Monday, Jul 19, 2010

Shut Up, Sarah Palin. Some More.

Palin Speaks Jibberish To Express Her Xenophobia.

Posted in Douchebaggery, Hello You're Crazy, Politics. on Monday, Jul 19, 2010

Squeeze and Cheap Trick

Saw this show last night. It was awesome. I need more Cheap Trick in my life.

Posted in Jersey, Music. on Monday, Jul 19, 2010

Genius

Reuse your jars with jar tops. via not martha

Posted in Random. on Friday, Jul 16, 2010

Blast from the Past Music Video

Haysi Fantayzee, “Shiny Shiny.”

Posted in Blast From The Past, Music, Video. on Friday, Jul 16, 2010

Robbie Williams Rejoins Take That

I want to be happy about this, but it kind of makes me sad.

Posted in Music. on Thursday, Jul 15, 2010

Love Ya, Google

I started a search for “celebrities who make wine” and the Google search feature gave me this. Continued…

Posted in Random. on Thursday, Jul 15, 2010

Star Wars Improv Everywhere

Posted in Nerd Stuff, Pop Culture, Video. on Thursday, Jul 15, 2010