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Freakgirl is a writer and editor. When she’s not spazzing out over bad comma placement or writing articles that explain how stuff works, she’s baking cupcakes or uncorking a bottle of red. You can also find Freakgirl duking it out on the flat track, skating under the name “Molotov Cupcake,” #100 Proof.

She’s a Jersey girl, born and bred. Before you ask — Exit 10. She lives in the middle of the state with her feral-turned-fatass indoor cat Long Legs, and the ghost of her infamous evil kitty Meena. RIP.

Freakgirl is embarrassed to admit that she’s been blogging since before you were born.