29Sep/06Off
World’s Longest Fingernails
What in the hell is wrong with people? How does she wipe her ass?
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September 29th, 2006 - 12:58
Oh God! That was horrifying!!
September 29th, 2006 - 13:06
When do you get to the point where you just don’t cut them for a while, then go, “these are pretty long. screw it, I’m going for the record. it’ll only take me, what, like three years? oh, like ten? it’s still better than cutting them right now. i’m going for it.”
September 29th, 2006 - 13:12
Don’t know about wiping her ass, but I bet she has no problem scratching it. ;)
September 29th, 2006 - 13:18
i hope the nails are her excuse for the f’ed up hair…and the pants she hasn’t changed since ’92…
September 29th, 2006 - 13:24
Our lunchlady in high school had claws like that. (Well, not like that, but scarily long.) Getting your change back was sooooo shudder-inducing.
September 29th, 2006 - 13:51
Well, ali, how can you change your pants if you can’t pull down the zipper?
Hugh, all I can think about when I see women with super-long talons is what sorts of germs and debris are under them. ACK.
September 29th, 2006 - 13:59
Do I even need to say DON’T LET IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
September 29th, 2006 - 14:03
In answer to your original question “VERY CAREFULLY”
September 29th, 2006 - 14:15
with a rag on a stick?
September 29th, 2006 - 14:19
Or a trained gerbil!
September 29th, 2006 - 14:21
oh for the love of god.
September 29th, 2006 - 16:16
Or a trained gerbil!
“Lemmiwinks, you’re going on a great adventure…”
September 29th, 2006 - 16:53
that is just creepy. How do you think she got her hands down the sleevs of that sweater?
September 29th, 2006 - 18:09
Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross. Wait…one more…gross
October 6th, 2006 - 22:43
Well clearly, that sweater was knitted right ON her…. in ’92.