What A Dick
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 11:29amBeth emailed me a few moments ago with the following message:
I strenuously object to your assessment that there’s “not much to say today.” How can you say such a thing when things like this could be flying overhead?
Point taken, my friend. [link probably NSFW]


Hugh on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
So these two bluejays have moved into my yard. Loud as hell and they’ve chased off my hummingbirds.
Did I get a bb gun and terminate them? I did not. Even though they arrive at 5:55 every morning right outside my bedroom.
No.
I bought a tiny r/c helicopter to chase them around the yard with.
It works, too. Pretty fun.
Now if I had known of the Peniscopter, that would have been even better.
freakgirl on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
That’s so funny! I wonder what the neighbors would think of your Peniscopter!
Hugh on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 2:44 pm
No words.
Michael on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I wonder if there’s a Blackhawk version.
chuck on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I bet it’s way bigger.
Maggie on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Beth, you don’t know how much I enjoy that you “strenuously object.” I’ve been strenuously objecting for years…in fact, that movie was the first date I had with my son’s father. Strenuously objecting since 1993!
Wow, that flying penis looks like it could provide some SDD.
El Gato on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 5:05 pm
WTF?
Beth on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Maggie, so funny. I dated someone for years who quoted that movie endlessly. That is by far my favorite part. I particularly love the, “Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider” comeback.
Maggie on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 9:42 am
Yeah, we use that too.