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27May/10Off

We Didn’t Land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock Landed on Mars.

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I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

Everything Tracy Jordan said on Season 4 of 30 Rock. [via pop candy]

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  1. I forgot about that. One of the funniest things from a very funny season.

  2. I’m Lizzing!


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