“I show up at his place, and Rodney’s naked in his bathrobe,” Mr. Saget said.

“He’s always naked in his bathrobe with his balls hanging out. He goes, ‘Bob, you didn’t call to confirm. I got Ron Jeremy coming up with two hookers.’”

Mr. Saget wasn’t too keen about meeting the porn star. “I said, ‘Rodney, I really don’t want to see Ron Jeremy and I don’t want to see hookers. No offense-I’m sure he’s a lovely man.’”

Dangerfield walked him out, apologizing profusely.

“I say, ‘That’s O.K. I’m O.K., Rodney, it’s fine-don’t worry about it. How are you doing?’ And Rodney says, ‘You want to know how I’m doing? You’re leaving, and I’m waiting up here alone for a guy who can suck his own cock-that’s how I’m doing.’ I laughed pretty damned hard.”

“So I stop in the bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. “Surprise me”, I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.”

But decided that the alcohol and videogames back at Justin’s were more tempting.

I do hate it when Howard takes a week off. I need to know what’s going on with Eric the Midget and his Idol commentary show. Ack ack!