Tori Spelling Is Engaged – Yahoo! News
Tori Spelling is engaged. Apparently neither she or the guy she’s marrying are even divorced yet. Couldn’t wait? Not even a minute to make it look somewhat respectable? I wonder if she really is pregnant.
I’m so sick of all these celebrity marriages – engaged or married after knowing each other for like a week, immediately divorcing when someone else catches their eye, annulling spur-of-the-moment nuptials…jackasses, all of them. I take my marriage very seriously and it pisses me the hell off when this shit is allowed to go on without comment — yet my gay friends can’t get married because it would “take away” from “real” marriages. Ugh. JUST UGH. Here’s hoping 2006 brings America some enlightenment. Or at least mandatory prison terms for celebrities who a) divorce less than a year after marrying, or b) make us watch television shows about their adorable marriage and then divorce when they’ve made enough money (Kathy Griffin, you’re lucky you escaped this one).
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December 28th, 2005 - 10:56
Pregnant means somebody had sex with her. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to have sex with Tori-cleavagefromhell-Spelling. Eeew.
December 28th, 2005 - 11:26
I know. :-&
December 28th, 2005 - 11:52
I’m so with you on this. I don’t even know what to say about it really, except “ugh”.
December 28th, 2005 - 12:19
Yes I was outraged when Nick and Jessica made me to watch their show. I mean, a home invasion is frightening enough, but being tied up and forced to listen to 98 Degrees greatest hit until I begged them to put on the “Newlyweds” show, was traumatic. It was worse than when the other celebrities torture me into reading about their pregnacies/breakups/sex-capades. That means you, Brad Pitt!
December 28th, 2005 - 12:28
I like Mary Jo Eustace. What really irks me is that Tori Spelling is her kids’ new stepmother. And Tori Spelling’s spawn is her kids’ new sibling. How horrifying. I can’t wait to see the nose on the baby. If that’s the best plastic surgery could do with Tori’s nose…I’m just sayin’.
I guess marriage is the new dating. How droll.
December 28th, 2005 - 12:32
Nice sarcasm, John.
December 28th, 2005 - 14:52
Kathy Griffin got fired from the E! red carpet show. Can you believe that? It’s going to be Ryan Seacrest now. That so sucks.
December 28th, 2005 - 14:53
I know. Seacrest? Ugh. How is that sort of professional ass-licking even remotely entertaining?
December 28th, 2005 - 16:26
Dear Religious Right,
Now that The Gays marrying is sort of, well you know, old news you might want to get your knickers in a bunch about the celebrities and their ‘destroying the sanctity of marriage’ ways. I’m just sayin’.
Cordially,
The Other Andrew