Tori & Dean: Inn Love
So I’ve been watching Tori & Dean: Inn Love, a reality show about Tori Spelling and that guy she stole from that other woman, and now she’s pregnant and they’re opening a B&B and blah blah vomit.
I watch it because I have a probably-unhealthy fixation with Tori Spelling, plus I love reality tv, plus there will be home restoration hijinx. Also, it will be a nice reminder of their idiocy after the inevitable divorce. Her husband Dean is really weird…he gives off a slightly creepy vibe (although I love his “I Knocked Up Donna Martin” t-shirt), and he reminds me of Nick Lachey in that sometimes he looks at his wife and you can tell he’s thinking, “What the fuck is wrong with her? My god, what have I done?”
However, you can’t deny that they greatly amuse each other, and his deadpan delivery is rather funny. In last night’s episode, she made two emergency appointments with her obstetrician because she was worried about the baby. Visit number one, in Dean’s words: “Last night we got hot and heavy, and now Tori thinks the baby’s dead.” Visit number two: “Last night she took a bath and she thinks she cooked the baby.” Meanwhile, Tori just sits there, rubbing her stomach and nodding her head, convinced that rigorous sex can actually shake the baby to death. See, Tori? This is what happens to you when you stop speaking to your mother. You think that you can actually boil your baby in utero in the bathtub.
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March 29th, 2007 - 08:34
Do you know why she talks different? Or is it just me? I feel like she has something in her mouth.
March 29th, 2007 - 08:36
I’ll refrain from saying something dirty.
I didn’t notice that she talks different. I think she’s using her babytalk voice with him all the time.
March 29th, 2007 - 08:47
I keep forgetting to set the TIVO!!
March 29th, 2007 - 08:59
I think she’s using her babytalk voice with him all the time.
That scared me away right there. I loathe that, but I guess it appeals to straight guys?
March 29th, 2007 - 09:07
Not really.
March 29th, 2007 - 09:10
It probably appeals to straight guys who get a kick out of treating their wives/girlfriends like babies. See: Lachey, Nick and McDermott, Dean.
March 29th, 2007 - 09:13
I’m betting that the same guys who like that also like their women’s nethers to be shaved bald.
March 29th, 2007 - 09:18
This post is veering dangerously and frighteningly off-topic.
March 29th, 2007 - 09:32
I accidently watched about 45 seconds of it the other night. I heard her baby talk and instantly puked in my mouth – not a little bit either, it was a full on vomit geyser.
March 29th, 2007 - 09:41
My cousin is one of the two women haggling over the price of 90120 cards in the estate sale episode. I’m going to have to press her for deets.
March 29th, 2007 - 09:56
I wanted to go to that sale SOOOOOOOO badly. But I really couldn’t justify a plane ticket to LA just so I could snoop through Tori’s underpants drawer.
I still have a couple 90210 cards lying around. Find out how much your cousin paid! :D
March 29th, 2007 - 11:23
I get the same vibe from her husband, with the addition of him thinking, “And now she’s not even filthy rich. Seriously, what the hell did I do?!”
March 29th, 2007 - 11:37
Can I just say that I find your probably-unhealthy fixation on Tori Spelling to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen? I don’t know why, but every time you write about her, I laugh about it for days. This time it will be the mental image of you rummaging through her underpants drawer.
March 29th, 2007 - 11:41
Jen, what is wrong with me?
March 29th, 2007 - 11:43
I like it, too. I laugh a lot. And I agree, I also noticed something in her mouth?? Maybe her tongue is pierced but she doesn’t show it?? That’s how she sounds to me, like some people who have too large a gauge of barbelle, and it gives them a bit of a speech impediment. Either that or “Donna Martin Graduates” plot was more auto-biographical than we thought…
March 29th, 2007 - 11:48
I hope this makes it to Dutch television.
March 29th, 2007 - 12:51
You are not alone. I’m not proud to admit that I share your unhealthy fixation, but it is a fact I can not deny. Thank god I don’t have cable! And Chuck, please lay off the descriptions of vomit in the mouth—it is very unkind to those of us who are knocked up. I had to run to the bathroom in case I puked.
March 29th, 2007 - 13:52
Sorry, Shannon. But the image of you running to the bathroom made me laugh.
April 12th, 2007 - 21:21
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