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Tom Cruise Terror Alert Level
The Tom Cruise Terror Alert Level has been raised to Dancing. Note this is a step up from Kate, but not as elevated as Oprah. Please take extra caution today.
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May 5th, 2006 - 12:44
You must make that into a graphic. Brilliantly funny.
May 5th, 2006 - 12:50
oooh, project!
May 5th, 2006 - 13:11
WTF?! He looks like he is trying to adjust himself without using his hands—shake it into place, boy! I’m glad he was so excited to have this kid and now he’s everywhere but home!
May 5th, 2006 - 13:31
I made the graphic. Didn’t use Couch or Motorcycle, though. Like it? It was quick and dirty. (That’s what SHE said / Todd)
May 5th, 2006 - 13:40
FG, among many reasons, this is why we keep coming back to your site yr after yr. Pure genius.
May 5th, 2006 - 13:40
This just made my day!
May 5th, 2006 - 13:48
:) This is what happens when I’m supposed to be working but for once, someone else screwed up, so I’m just sitting around, waiting for it to be fixed.
May 5th, 2006 - 14:21
I just wanna hug you right now. :x
May 5th, 2006 - 16:23
His dancing reminds me of my grandmother’s. I should dig up some old wedding footage and do a side by side comparison.
May 5th, 2006 - 17:15
My eyes! My eyes!
May 5th, 2006 - 17:41
Did he really just do that? What a knob. Knob!
May 5th, 2006 - 19:35
that terror alert chart is a clear act of brilliance on your part.
May 5th, 2006 - 21:55
thank you!
May 6th, 2006 - 04:57
Alert: very good!
Tom Cruise: very disturbing!