24Feb/06Off
Shut Up, Upstairs
My upstairs neighbor (you may remember him as Floody McFloodington, the guy who made it rain in our house) is doing a lot of renovation work. I’m very happy for him, that he was able to buy the condo from his landlord, and that his girlfriend is moving in, and that he has the extra cash to make all the improvements he wants. But after a week of trying to work while being frightened by loud noises, it’s getting old. I’m just saying.
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February 24th, 2006 - 14:53
you shouldn’t kill him because all of the blood will drip down into your condo… oh the mess!
February 24th, 2006 - 16:59
Floody McFloodington is good, but you need to twist the second part for it to be authentic. Like…Floody McWaterfall, Drippy McFloodington, or perhaps Leaky McPlumberfuck. Get it? So now maybe he’s Hammer McBangsalot?
It all started with the WORST BAR NAME EVER (in Easton, near us): Drinky Drinkersons. We came up with 50 better faux-Irish names in about 2 minutes and decided the twist ending worked best. YMMV.
February 24th, 2006 - 17:04
Soggy McNoisyton?
February 24th, 2006 - 17:16
Ha!
Ferd, I was trying to come up with something better but I got distracted or something.
Floody McWashingmachine?
I love Hammer McBangsalot too.
February 26th, 2006 - 13:48
Hammer McBangsalot is going to then take his talent on the road as a rapper.