28Sep/06Off
Screech Sex Tape
A few months ago when Dustin Diamond tried to shake us all down to pay for his house, I suggested he just make a sex tape like everybody else. Apparently he heard me, and Jesus wept. In related news, BWE has put together a hilarious list of other Screech-related sex acts.

September 28th, 2006 - 08:34
I want to vomit.
September 28th, 2006 - 09:02
I could have gone my whole life without knowing what a “Dirty Sanchez” was and it would have been fine. No, better.
September 28th, 2006 - 09:26
And then not only knowing what that is, but having to picture fucking Screech doing it to someone.
Excuse me :: PUKE ::
September 28th, 2006 - 09:30
I know, right? :: shudder ::
September 28th, 2006 - 09:44
I’m not clicking!
September 28th, 2006 - 09:46
It’s better that way.
September 28th, 2006 - 10:11
I don’t know what bothers me more – the sex tape itself, that I still definitively remember every episode referenced in the BWE page, or that the “Dick Belding” made me laugh out loud. I’m going to call it a three way tie and blame Freakgirl for the fact that THIS is how I’m starting my workday.
September 28th, 2006 - 10:23
You’re welcome! :D