Remind Me To Avoid That Hospital

Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 10:09am

I’m going to be off-site all day today, so here’s a little something for discussion.

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  1. Rona on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 10:39 am

    So does she have 2 anuses (what the hell is the plural of anus??)? Or just a brand new one?
    You know when you get new tires on your car, and you car drives so much smoother? Do you poop better when you get a new anus?

  2. heather on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Anus replacement? I wonder what a new anus looks like? Shiny and tight? Pink and smooth?

  3. Dave on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 11:19 am

    What did they do with the old one?

  4. jon on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Wow- this brings new meaning to the statement- “I need this like I need another asshole.”
    Sorry the show sucked. I hate when that happens. - Fingers crossed for Bob Mould on tuesday.

    If anyone else wants a new anus you can buy one on ebay-
    (Link IS totally safe for work)

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Rectum-Pro.....0073324030

  5. Heidi on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 11:59 am

    I wonder if this kind of surgery is like plastic surgery and you look at pictures of what you want it to look like first. Like - ooh, I want Angelina Jolies’ anus. Can you do it Doc? (I am just guessing hers is perfect).

  6. Chuck on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Jon - apparently Bob Mould is playing Husker Du songs at long last.

  7. Jason on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Oh man, if that happened to me, I’d tear those doctors a new… oh nevermind!

  8. jon on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Nice!- I saw him do some a few years ago- but it wasn’t with a band so it wasn’t that great.- the new record sounds great.

  9. Chuck on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    I haven’t picked it up yet - I’ve heard it’s good though. A return to form, if you will.

    Have fun!

  10. Laura on Friday, March 21, 2008 at 1:02 am

    Sort of like not knowing her asshole from her elbow!

    Hmph. Dammit, all the good jokes were already taken!

  11. Melonie on Friday, March 21, 2008 at 3:20 am

    What a topic to leave us with–hehe #
    Too bad she did not put a sign on her rear saying DO NOT OPERATE HERE !!!! I AM HERE FOR MY LEG.

  12. Chips O\'Toole on Friday, March 21, 2008 at 9:15 am

    I had that tattooed on my ass for that precise situation. Who’s wasting $1500 now, huh?!?!?

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