Peanut Butter, The Atheist’s Nightmare
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 08:23amPeanut butter disproves the theory of evolution. Yeah, this makes total sense. Consider me converted.
Peanut butter disproves the theory of evolution. Yeah, this makes total sense. Consider me converted.
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Marjon on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 8:39 am
And now Amazon wants to sell Smucker’s Natural Chunky Peanut Butter to me.
Joey Jo-Jo on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 8:41 am
You can obviously tell that the seal on that peanut butter was not secure, which means they opened the jar first to make SURE there was no new life in there before using it to prove their point! That’s cheating!
freakgirl on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 8:48 am
When did my Amazon ads become context-sensitive? WTF?
Sandyjoy on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 8:51 am
And I thought Kirk Cameron’s banana theory was wacky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
Jason Buckley on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 8:56 am
First bananas, now peanut butter. All they need is a theory about bread and you’ll have a fine creationism sandwich!
freakgirl on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 8:57 am
I always knew Elvis was god.
King James on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 9:19 am
The first line of this video is “..any theory on the origin of life on Earth…is a fairy tale.”
Does that not include creation?
Chuck on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 9:40 am
I think that it’s completely believable that the entire world population was born from 2 white people in a garden. All this scientific mumbo jumbo about a slow evolution of a species over billions of years is just too wacky for me to comprehend. My ancestors were not amoeba, they were Ken and Barbie!
ivon on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 10:28 am
@ King James:
No, creation is not a theory, it’s the TROOOOOTH.
Michael on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 11:42 am
Although, a lot of people I know do seem like they’ve descended from sisterfuckers (which must have happened in this Creation scenario).