31May/06Off
Paris Hilton Still Sucks
As promised by Max in the comments yesterday, here’s Paris Hilton’s song Screwed. Sorry, Max, I believe she still sucks. The song has potential, but she? Does not.
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May 31st, 2006 - 09:25
Oh yeah–she’s a total waste of oxygen. But that song–so catchy! Hands in the air, people! :-)
May 31st, 2006 - 09:32
Wow Max I thought you were making a joke.. I mean with a song title “Screwed”, and well… Ms. Hilton’s past online experiences….
Can’t listen to it at work, but I am waiting with bated breath.
May 31st, 2006 - 09:35
She should stick to showing the world her vagina.
May 31st, 2006 - 09:47
When presented with the choice of hearing her sing or seeing her vagina, I’d really be hard pressed to answer…..
May 31st, 2006 - 10:00
What if she could sing through her vagina?
May 31st, 2006 - 10:20
Well, let me put it this way…I’m less likely to see her vagina by accident, whereas with a song floating around out there, it could come on the radio at any time, catch me unawares.
Now if she could sing through her vagina, there could be uses for her. Uses involving espionage.
May 31st, 2006 - 11:43
I don’t know about singing, but I’m willing to bet that it whistles.
May 31st, 2006 - 11:47
Echos, too.
May 31st, 2006 - 12:05
No doubt, Maggie. Half the time she looks like a drag queen, so it’s wholly appropriate that she prolly has to tuck her business.
The song isn’t half bad, though. As I’m sure Max would attest, the dance tune does not live or die by its generic, heavily synthesized female vocal. Unless we’re talking about Kylie, but she has her own set of rules entirely.
May 31st, 2006 - 14:06
once jay found himself at a strip club for a friend’s stag and a stripper named Venus tied her labia into a knot, then flexed her thigh muscles to release. now that’s using your cootie at its fullest potential. venus is far more talented than skanky paris ever will be.
May 31st, 2006 - 14:11
Well, sandra, after hearing that, I will never sleep again. Thanks. :o
May 31st, 2006 - 14:13
i just wanted an excuse to use the word cootie.
May 31st, 2006 - 14:26
Mission accomplished. :D
May 31st, 2006 - 14:28
I think you just coined a new phrase, Sandra. As in (exasperated): Well, if that doesn’t tie my labia in a knot!
May 31st, 2006 - 14:35
Michael!!! HAH!
Seriously, this page is so dangerous to read at work, especially with open concept!!
June 7th, 2006 - 21:58
the song suck more than she does if thats possible.she such a hag. what her mother ex stripper put the class back in the family and all disappear. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
June 16th, 2006 - 14:16
I am no prude, and I have had my share of unbridled monkey sex,
I even border on the mildly kinky sometimes ( I am female AB/DL ), but Paris Hilton makes me sick.
WHY? Because she is a mean ass vindictive, arrogant,ignorant,fake blonde,pinch faced-fish lipped , Hollywood wannabe, SLUT!
Who ever told her she has talent or looks, lied through their teeth…it was probably to get a quick sloppy sport FUCK from her.
Her parents must be so proud of their two idotic daughters, skanking their way through life. PAPA HILTON must love all the media buzz and internet blogs that trash his precious “Princess”…
It sure proves that money can’t buy everything…Like respect!
I wish the media would stop giving her so much unwarranted attention. What would just kill her, is if everyone stopped paying attention to her stupid ass!
June 21st, 2006 - 03:27
i love paris hilton and yall r just jealous bc she has everything u want…so yall can BITE ME!!!
June 21st, 2006 - 03:33
paris hilton has made her own living…she has a show,model,she has a contract with bongo and guess…she has her own cd(yes she can sing)…she has her perfume..and her own book!!!!hope u know she makes 3 MILLION…per season….so yall can go one with yall’s lame life and stop makeing fun of someone else bc your jealous of them….buh bye!!!!
June 21st, 2006 - 08:36
oh my god.