30May/06Off
Paris Hilton plans reggae, hip hop album
In news that will send scores of people in search of screwdrivers to jam into their ears, Paris Hilton is putting out a reggage/hip-hop/pop album. “I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people,” she says. Really? See, I would rank “showing America my vagina” a bit higher on the scale than “singing in public,” but that’s just me. [thanks to soosan for the link]

May 30th, 2006 - 12:41
Couple this with the news that uber-douchebag Sting is putting out a record of LUTE MUSIC and we have quite a lot to look forward to musically.
May 30th, 2006 - 12:42
Sting? Lute music? Seriously?
See, this is why musicians should die in their thirties.
I’M KIDDING.
May 30th, 2006 - 12:51
I can just see him in his Peruvian sweater laying down some tracks.
May 30th, 2006 - 13:01
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SH.....ting.reut/
May 30th, 2006 - 13:26
What if her album turns out to be really good? What if she wins a grammy? What if, WHAT IF??
May 30th, 2006 - 13:31
What if pigs suddenly fly out of my ASS?
May 30th, 2006 - 13:36
Then you’d be in some severe pain?
May 30th, 2006 - 13:40
It would probably make me forget about my toe, anyway.
May 30th, 2006 - 14:14
yeah, i can’t wait for the videos. i’m sure they’re quite klassy.
May 30th, 2006 - 18:22
I’ve never forgiven Sting for that “All for Love” crap with Bryan Adams. Once you’re the love theme for a bad Charlie Sheen movie, all your creds gone.
May 30th, 2006 - 19:32
Look, I think she’s kinda vile, too, but her song “Screwed” is pretty catchy dance-pop. I’m sending it to you, freakgirl!
May 30th, 2006 - 19:57
Is that a threat or a promise, Max? ;)
May 30th, 2006 - 23:33
I just want to know if she’s as good as Brittany Murphy.