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30May/06Off

Paris Hilton plans reggae, hip hop album

In news that will send scores of people in search of screwdrivers to jam into their ears, Paris Hilton is putting out a reggage/hip-hop/pop album. “I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people,” she says. Really? See, I would rank “showing America my vagina” a bit higher on the scale than “singing in public,” but that’s just me. [thanks to soosan for the link]

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  1. Couple this with the news that uber-douchebag Sting is putting out a record of LUTE MUSIC and we have quite a lot to look forward to musically.

  2. Sting? Lute music? Seriously?

    See, this is why musicians should die in their thirties.

    I’M KIDDING.

  3. I can just see him in his Peruvian sweater laying down some tracks.

  4. What if her album turns out to be really good? What if she wins a grammy? What if, WHAT IF??

  5. What if pigs suddenly fly out of my ASS?

  6. Then you’d be in some severe pain?

  7. It would probably make me forget about my toe, anyway.

  8. yeah, i can’t wait for the videos. i’m sure they’re quite klassy.

  9. I’ve never forgiven Sting for that “All for Love” crap with Bryan Adams. Once you’re the love theme for a bad Charlie Sheen movie, all your creds gone.

  10. Look, I think she’s kinda vile, too, but her song “Screwed” is pretty catchy dance-pop. I’m sending it to you, freakgirl!

  11. Is that a threat or a promise, Max? ;)

  12. I just want to know if she’s as good as Brittany Murphy.


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