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Paris Hilton is Stupid
“It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas.†Oh, Paris. Just by living on the same planet as the rest of us, you’ve made us collectively dumber. You receive no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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January 31st, 2006 - 09:55
I’d love to see a pay per view trivia contest between her and Tori Spelling (who said on Howard Stern years ago that New Jersey was the capitol of New York.)
January 31st, 2006 - 10:00
wow, remember that? Poor Tori. Although she’s in Mensa compared to Paris.
January 31st, 2006 - 10:01
Yikes!
January 31st, 2006 - 14:00
Who’s smarter? Paris Hilton or Tara Reid? I demand a scientific study.
January 31st, 2006 - 14:30
I think I will do that, actually. I need to write something new, and god knows I can’t get enough of making fun of Tara Reid.
January 31st, 2006 - 16:01
Love the Billy Madison reset.