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New Ask Freakgirl! This one deals with a delicate subject, and I look forward to your comments.
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January 31st, 2007 - 12:47
As a straight chick I love to check out my own junk. In regards to other ladies equipment it’s more of a comparative or astonishment factor that piques my interest. Example, “Wow, check out the chicken lips on that one.” Or, “What the fuck is going on there?” Or, “That sure is an unusual color.” I also enjoy Craig’s list casual encounters for the myriad of boy junk that you can peruse. So many variations on the theme…fascinating.
January 31st, 2007 - 12:58
I don’t care about mine.
Maybe, if it were coloured magenta, I would ;-)
January 31st, 2007 - 12:58
“chicken lips”
OMG I just died.
January 31st, 2007 - 13:08
I saw a bald one once and I can honestly say it was the only time I studied one instead of averting my eyes. But for the coloring (and lack of garlic sauce), it looked for all the world like a nice lamb shawarma.
As for the lesbians, I guess one shouldn’t assume that everyone looks before they….errrrr…..leap.
January 31st, 2007 - 13:18
As a straight chick I love to check out my own junk.
PS That’s hott.
January 31st, 2007 - 13:22
Vulvae are like snowflakes; all so different and pretty and shimmery and perfect for catching on the tongue.
January 31st, 2007 - 13:32
So what about manbits, Jen? Snowflake or fleshbag?
January 31st, 2007 - 13:41
I AM DYYYYYYYYYYING. Too funny.
I will repeat, THIS is why we all return to FG.com each and every day. Your response, let alone everyone else’s ridiculously hilarious input, was off the chain. In fact I fell off the chair.
Viva la crotch!
January 31st, 2007 - 13:42
I think THAT is exactly the curiosity for me, GB! It’s twofold really (heh). I have never tired of looking at dick yet, but it just seems that straight men aren’t really as interested in looking at shawarma as they are other parts of a woman. Same here for what I like to see in a woman, but different for what I like to see in a sex object. Never enough tool. Do str8 women feel the same way about tool as I do? I don’t think so. Or can generalizations even be made?
The other thing is, I HAVE the same parts that I seek, so it’s interesting to hear how people feel about their hetero parts. I’m rambling. I’ll shutup now. Except that these discussions make it SO obvious that sexuality is not a choice. If that point even needed making.
January 31st, 2007 - 14:27
Geekboy and I park our cars in the same garage on this one. Once I figured out where the “little man in boat” was, it was more about how fast he could row. Thankfully the 90′s ushered in a bit of regular lawn maintenance, as a chia pet isn’t a big turn on. I’ve even been known to neaten up my own “Peter, Paul and Mary” on occasion. Nothing drastic, just a little sweep up for the old lady.
January 31st, 2007 - 14:50
So who’s buying “Hustler” then?
January 31st, 2007 - 14:53
gay girl here, one who has on occasion stopped to admire and appreciate the lady business, but admits to not doing so until a past partner did. as i grew up with it being referred to as “down there,” even if i wanted to get in a girl’s pants, it was a learning process to not feel weird about looking at and not just doing stuff to it, you know? but really, it’s all sorts of interesting down there, and kinda miraculous.
January 31st, 2007 - 14:55
I once found an ex-boyfriend’s stash of porn mags, and so many of them were nothing but close-up pictures of…uh…lady junk. Not faces; just a centerfold that was a huge vagina. So, assuming this ex was not the only guy out there who likes looking at such things, I am assuming there ARE other guys who find looking at lady junk fascinating, or at least arousing…
Right?
January 31st, 2007 - 15:11
Thankfully the 90’s ushered in a bit of regular lawn maintenance, as a chia pet isn’t a big turn on. I’ve even been known to neaten up my own “Peter, Paul and Mary†on occasion. Nothing drastic, just a little sweep up for the old lady.
Amen. Who doesn’t appreciate a tidy workspace, right?
So, aesthetically, is it fair to say that it is more workspace than art gallery for the straight guys? By contrast, I just never tire of looking at whang, as one glance at my hard drive will attest. I always chalked that up to “guys are visual”, but maybe it’s something else. Maybe I’m just a dick man. Do straight girls get all glassy-eyed over them? ((If so, I have some choicey-choice to share, but most of them come in pairs shots))
January 31st, 2007 - 15:19
PS I’m all about a free Cuba, with the vegetation on neighboring lands varying by season.
Unlike the other Cuba, mine has no restrictions on aerial photography.
January 31st, 2007 - 15:30
So what about manbits, Jen? Snowflake or fleshbag?
With the exception of the occasional particularly nice package, I barely notice them — unless they’re bouncing around and being funny, in which case they do amuse me into giggle fits. That said, I’ve really adored a few of the guys I’ve had sexual relationships with, and I’ve never had the bitchitude to actually tell any of them that I find the penis in general to be more romantic-comedy than action-thriller.
January 31st, 2007 - 15:33
I like to think of mine as adapted from the stage.
January 31st, 2007 - 15:43
Boy, this one is good. If a real dense person was reading, they might think it’s a mix between a home improvement blog and theater review.
January 31st, 2007 - 15:46
Funny, I think of it as pop opera.
January 31st, 2007 - 15:47
Oooops, that comment was @ Michael’s penis.
January 31st, 2007 - 15:51
Geekboy and I park our cars in the same garage on this one.
HEY! ;)
I agree with Jen; I find the penis hilarious. Is that wrong?
January 31st, 2007 - 15:54
Mine has illicted it’s share of laughs.
HAYOOOOOOOO!!
January 31st, 2007 - 15:59
Freakgirl totally has a two-car garage, y’all.
Jen, like “Mamma Mia!”? Cuz that’s what he said.
January 31st, 2007 - 16:04
two car garage
:lol:
January 31st, 2007 - 16:22
People, it’s an EXPRESSION!
Plus, it’s alwyas been my understand that she preferred public transportation.
And no, I have no idea what that means.
January 31st, 2007 - 16:24
I am going to kick your ass.
:D
January 31st, 2007 - 17:01
I find pussies horrific. Seriously. I don’t want to see mine, or anyone else’s. The ones where the lips flap down loose give me nightmares. (Yeah, I’ve seen ‘em in porn movies. Sue me.)When the doctor offered me a mirror to watch my baby come out, I screamed, “NO!!!!” I don’t want to see it normally, dude, why would I want to see it freakishly stretched out to 10X its normal size?
I’d make a really bad lesbian.
January 31st, 2007 - 17:03
=))
January 31st, 2007 - 17:30
I cannot believe we’re talking about this. That being said, I have my own comments to add:
I saw a bald one once and I can honestly say it was the only time I studied one instead of averting my eyes.
I’m gonna compare that to when a dude sees either his first uncircumsised/circumsised (whatever is opposite of his own). It’s bizarre and frightening because you’re like OMG, mine is not like that! And you know us guys, we’re terribly ‘aware’ of our junk.
Fronts are all exciting and adventure, but give me a sexy back that fills out a pair of jeans any day.
January 31st, 2007 - 17:38
Guys are terribly aware of our junk, Charlie. I’ve yet to meet a man who wasn’t in love with, and endlessly fascinated by, his own dick.
GC, I hope you don’t mind, but I’m feeling kinda sorry for your pussy now. It knows you still love it I hope.
PS Notice how Charlie just strongly implied that he’s a big ol’ top?
January 31st, 2007 - 19:16
What I learned today…Michael LOVES to talk about his man piece. Not that that’s a bad thing.
January 31st, 2007 - 19:30
Like GB I don’t understand the shaved thing, it creeps me out something serious. A nice thick 70′s bush is great, as long as it’s not spilling out over the thighs (yuck). And although I’m mostly a boob man (not too big, not too small, a nice Buddhist middle path), the nether regions are nice to look as well. There is almost nothing about a woman’s body that isn’t sexy.
(I can’t believe I’m actually going to hit submit.)
January 31st, 2007 - 19:36
You’re the one who loves to check out her own junk, Shannon!
OK, whatever. Guilty.
January 31st, 2007 - 20:06
Beyond my own situation, though, this is a seriously interesting topic to me that speaks to inherent differences in people with different sexualities. Jen would probably accuse me of always trying to define and pigeonhole something that is fluid and defies labeling.
As a gay guy, who until the last five years or so had way more hetero sex than homo, I find so many parts of a woman beautiful, but not so much that part. I was curious if that was intrinsically gay, or maybe guys in general weren’t so much turned on by gyno stuff. Seems to be true. Girls, too, except maybe the lesbians. All generalizations, I know.
I’m still curious as to whether women are really crazy about looking at dick. Like I am. Like Charlie said about women, there’s almost nothing I don’t find sexy about a man, but there are certain areas that hold special appeal. So maybe it is a VISUAL male thing and straight men like the parts of women that are AVAILABLE to the eye, same with gay men and men.
Anyway, thanks for having us all over for this discussion, freakgirl.
January 31st, 2007 - 21:16
I am in the “penis equal funny” group also. I’ve been with my husband for sixteen years and still giggle and say stupid things like “I see your penis” when he’s getting dressed. No offense guys, but they are funny. The exception being Cisco Alder’s which I saw a picture of and it will haunt me forever. By the way, the google ads that show up for me during this discussion are for children’s area rugs.
January 31st, 2007 - 21:16
I don’t particularly enjoy looking at dick, to be honest. Meaning, I don’t really like looking at porn for that reason. But I don’t watch a lot of porn because I think it’s sexier if I actually know and love the penis I’m looking at, you know? I just think penises look silly. :)
EDITED: ELLEN! I also saw that picture of Cisco Adler and I swear to christ it’s going to be a long time before I will EVER get that image out of my head. GAH.
January 31st, 2007 - 21:47
Good God I’m ruined from catholic school. This is such a train wreck that I could hardly read each post. I guess that signs me up for “needing therapy,” except to my credit, I would venture a guess that I am the most “waxed within an inch of their life” member of this blog, so who knows? All I know is that, as a redhead, you are aware of people’s interest in the color of your pubs way before you even know what that means, and that is a bit creepy. Raise hand if eww?
January 31st, 2007 - 21:51
Shannon, I can’t believe you even ventured in here and made it 38 posts in. I am truly impressed by your bravery.
February 1st, 2007 - 00:44
I’ve been thinking long and hard about, well, carpet. Specifically, a lady’s carpet,
Sometimes when you take up a carpet, there’s a beautiful floor hidden beneath :)
February 1st, 2007 - 03:30
I know, right?! Maybe I’m growing up…nope.
February 1st, 2007 - 08:23
Michael, I don’t knw what the Cuba remarks mean, but I found them really, really funny.
I like the hair. Thre, i said it. i like seeing something down there, and prefer the “show off” quality to it, the necessity of being Indiana Jones searching through that jungle before getting the idol. I have no idea why, but I think it’s great to look at. Maybe it’s because the entrance to the temple (trying hard to metaphize, can’t you tell?) isn’t all that attractive, but in my opinion, much better than the male tackle in appearance. But a furry beaver, that I like.
February 1st, 2007 - 09:00
Jen would probably accuse me of always trying to define and pigeonhole something that is fluid and defies labeling.
Jeez Louise, you make me sound like such a square. (And it’s essentialism that I would accuse you of, were I to accuse you at all, which I wouldn’t, because you’re adorable when you’re wondering about identity theory stuff.)
February 1st, 2007 - 12:08
You could almost hear her pat me on the head, couldn’t you?
And how many times do I have to remind you? I’m the square, you’re the egghead!
February 1st, 2007 - 14:00
GB will appreciate this link, perhaps, and it seemed like a good place to post it.
http://www.hotfuzz.com/
February 1st, 2007 - 16:40
I think 46 comments about coochies pretty much answers the Ask Freakgirl question. I myself am a straight woman and I am not interested in what coochies look like. I’m mildly interested in penii, but not as much as I like a nice set of biceps and broad shoulders and a good haircut.