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30Aug/07Off

Larry Craig is a Naughty Boy

This is rich. RICH.

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  1. Yeah, there’s nothing gay about that guy whatsoever!

  2. I desperately wish these sad-clown, overly repressed conservatives would just come to terms with their own sexual fetishes, stop projecting them all over the rest of us, and leave the law the hell out of it. The sheer abundance of unresolved sexual hangups on the right thoroughly explains why it is that every last one of these “small government” types wants the government to literally be up every single citizen’s ass.

    Except for their own, of course. They always want themselves to be personally exempt from the panty-sniffing laws they advocate simply by flashing a business card. “Oh wait, Officer Undercover B. Studly, I’m totally allowed to solicit anonymous gay blowjobs in public bathrooms, because I’m a Republican congressman and that’s a perk just as much as the good health insurance!”

  3. Word, Jen. If these people just let themselves be who they are, they wouldn’t try so hard to restrict the life and liberty of the rest of us.

    The good thing that’s come out of all this, though, is that I’ve learned a lot about what can happen if you tap your foot a certain way in a public restroom. I feel so naive.

  4. Seriously! I had no idea, but there’s a whole code. http://www.npr.org/templates/s.....d=13997881

  5. I’m not really one to crap in a public stall unless it’s a real emergency, but on the off chance that I have to at some point during the rest of my life, you can be sure that I will sit completely quiet and motionless and make a special point of not moving my foot in any way.

    And FG, that Daily Kos story was hilarious!

  6. I like this:

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/.....nial-1982/

    In 1982, there was a sex-with-house-pages scandal, and no names were mentioned. but Craig still felt the need to come out and tell the world that he isn’t gay.

  7. You can move your feet in any way you want, just don’t do the wide stance. ;)

    It tickles me that there are probably thousands of terrified straight men out there who will no longer poo in a public restroom for fear of accidentally getting a blowjob.

  8. There’s probably more than one reason why the straight men who know about this don’t tend to tell the straight women about it, but I’m guessing the main reason is the fact that a lot of the guys who do it identify as straight.

  9. “Breastplate of righteousness” is the name of my next album.

  10. I know, right? Sociologists are a riot.

  11. Have you seen the recipe he submitted to the Congress Cooks website (congress cooks! who knew?)?

    Naughty Nasty Bad!

  12. Stop it. That’s hysterical.

  13. Stephanie, that link is just about the funniest thing ever.

  14. Oh. My. God. Stephanie, that’s amazing!!


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