30Aug/06Off
Jessica Simpson dates John Mayer?
I doubt this is true, but this comment was too good to pass up. They’re both anomalies of nature, but I fear this time God has gone too far. [thx, emily!]
I doubt this is true, but this comment was too good to pass up. They’re both anomalies of nature, but I fear this time God has gone too far. [thx, emily!]
August 30th, 2006 - 13:47
So I totally hate People magazine, but they reported it, and they’re pretty consistently accurate, no??
August 30th, 2006 - 14:16
Hmmm, maybe it is. I was thinking that everyone is saying it’s true because they both have laryngitis right now.
Both of their music is so bland, I expect any collaboration between the two to sort of just evaporate into the air, leaving behind the faint scent of pot and cupcakes.
August 30th, 2006 - 15:18
Did someone say pot and cupcakes?
August 30th, 2006 - 16:23
I knew that would draw you out, Jen. :)
August 30th, 2006 - 17:08
I’m so predictable. :)
August 30th, 2006 - 17:37
Jen, you and I should launch a beauty line called “Pot and Cupcakes.” I can already imagine the t-shirts.
August 30th, 2006 - 17:52
Ugh! Freak-people mean to Mayer! Mayer smash!
August 30th, 2006 - 18:44
I’m always up for a new home-based biz that also pads my FBI file.
August 30th, 2006 - 19:35
Who’s not? :)
August 31st, 2006 - 01:12
What I liked was the comment about crossbreeding horses and rhinos to get unicorns. They are actually related odd-toed ungulates. :)