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30Aug/06Off

Jessica Simpson dates John Mayer?

I doubt this is true, but this comment was too good to pass up. They’re both anomalies of nature, but I fear this time God has gone too far. [thx, emily!]

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  1. So I totally hate People magazine, but they reported it, and they’re pretty consistently accurate, no??

  2. Hmmm, maybe it is. I was thinking that everyone is saying it’s true because they both have laryngitis right now.

    Both of their music is so bland, I expect any collaboration between the two to sort of just evaporate into the air, leaving behind the faint scent of pot and cupcakes.

  3. Did someone say pot and cupcakes?

  4. I knew that would draw you out, Jen. :)

  5. I’m so predictable. :)

  6. Jen, you and I should launch a beauty line called “Pot and Cupcakes.” I can already imagine the t-shirts.

  7. Ugh! Freak-people mean to Mayer! Mayer smash!

  8. I’m always up for a new home-based biz that also pads my FBI file.

  9. What I liked was the comment about crossbreeding horses and rhinos to get unicorns. They are actually related odd-toed ungulates. :)


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