They re-animated the vice-president again today.
You know, it only strengthens the evil.
According to the article he’s been having heart attacks since he was 36. His pact with satan is the only explanation for him still being alive.
Even his own body keeps trying to escape his soul.
Man, I love that headline, and they’re not even trying to be funny. (Or are they? It’s sort of a fish-in-barrel joke, but still.)
Cheney has a heart?
If this were the future and laser swords existed… His name would be Darth Cheney and would breath heavily into a dark mask…
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shannon b. on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:54 am
According to the article he’s been having heart attacks since he was 36. His pact with satan is the only explanation for him still being alive.
freakgirl on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Even his own body keeps trying to escape his soul.
patrick on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Man, I love that headline, and they’re not even trying to be funny. (Or are they? It’s sort of a fish-in-barrel joke, but still.)
Charlie B on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Cheney has a heart?
billymac on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 8:11 pm
If this were the future and laser swords existed… His name would be Darth Cheney and would breath heavily into a dark mask…