19 responses for this post

1. Maggie on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:48 pm

   Yeah, pretty much. Don’t worry, I’ll help you with that tricky applesauce, on the days I come to visit.

2. Max on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm

   Take it from a guy who has thrown his back out while opening a shower door and while brushing his teeth: You’ve got a long way to go before you beat me in the race to the home!

3. Max on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm

   (A helpful quote from a grad school roommate that I forgot to add above: “Max, you must be the only 23-year-old in the world with two boxes of Doan’s Pills in his medicine cabinet.” )

4. Maggie on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm

   Ha ha ha, Max!

   Anyway, we’ve all thrown something by doing nothing. I screwed up my lower back the week before you visited by standing in the shower and blinking. Jeremy just the other day turned his head to look left and cricked his neck really bad. Just a nerve sitting in the wrong place at the wrong time, I guess!

5. Michael on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm

   Feeble. All y’all.

6. freakgirl on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm

   Oh shut up, Mr. I Ran Sixteen Miles Yesterday.

   I fart in your general, well-toned and incredibly fit direction.

7. Chips O\'Toole on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm

   Last week, the woman who sits next to me (who is currently talking to me) admitted that over the weekend, she had thrown out her back eating bacon.

8. freakgirl on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm

   Chips, I want to be her friend.

9. Greater Czarina on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm

   I once coughed so hard I snapped a rib in two. We OLD.

10. freakgirl on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    My sister did that last year! Fortunately, my ribs are encased in “natural padding.”

11. sandra on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    i just laughed at chip’s comment and snot blew out of my nose and on onto the laptop. does that count?

12. GeekBoy on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    I guess it was back bacon?

13. ali on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    i pinched a nerve in my neck checking for oncoming traffic on a freeway. i actually drove to work (so much harder than it sounds) in my jeep with my neck stuck to the side. i was too freaked out to go to the doctor so i stayed at work like that. fortunately that was the wall with a window. finally someone tried to “wake” me by shaking me and my god did i scream. hehehe everyone thought i was just sleeping all day and it took them until almost 2pm to wake me.

    nice coworkers.

    but i feel for you FG. your neck is used in EVERYTHING…ugh!

14. Michael on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Oh, I’m probably older than all of youse, and feel it on a daily basis. I was just being as ass.

15. freakgirl on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    

16. chele on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    Now, I *know* I’m older than ALL of you (even Michael!) and now.. wait..
    *ooof*
    Let me just get up out of my rocking chair and SHAKE MY FIST at all of you!
    Damn Wussy Kids.

    

    (I KID! I KID! Feel better, Hon!)

17. TandJ on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    I went to a Thai massage place and the girl pulled my arms back and POP I couldn’t move and I drove slowly to the chiropractor then lied to him and said I hurt myself at the gym because I was too embarrassed to say I went to a Thai massage place.

18. El Gato on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    You young kids don’t know what old is. A few years ago I turned the wrong way, herniated a lumbar disc, and was incapacitated for two months,

19. freakgirl on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Yowza!

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