Comments on: How To Fight Off a Monkey

By: Hugh

Hugh — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:04:09 +0000

Just give me your snacks and no one gets hurt.

By: freakgirl

freakgirl — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:01:01 +0000

By: Rona

Rona — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:18:09 +0000

Last place in the world I EVER want to visit - New Dehli. Fuck those monkeys! I love that one of the tips was to not freak out. Oh, ok. I’ll just stroll casually with my monkey stick while tons of screaming monkeys are lunging at me, trying to knock me off balance. Sure.

By: Hugh

Hugh — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:13:23 +0000

I’m an aggressive city monkey. And a legitimate businessman.

By: GeekBoy

GeekBoy — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:53:24 +0000

LOL!!!

In Hugh’s world, monkeys sound like Fat Tony.

By: Hugh

Hugh — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:38:30 +0000

“Aggressive city monkeys will give you lots of warnings before an actual fight breaks out.”

MONKEY: “It appears you have a snack in your pocket. It would be most unfortunate if anything were to, say, “happen” to the owner of that snack. Or that pocket. I’m just sayin’.”