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How To Fight Off a Monkey

Friday, October 26, 2007 at 03:17pm

Chips just forwarded me an article and asked me to post it here for Rona. What To Do If You’re Attacked By Monkeys. Finally, Rona, someone is looking out for you!

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  1. Hugh on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    “Aggressive city monkeys will give you lots of warnings before an actual fight breaks out.”

    MONKEY: “It appears you have a snack in your pocket. It would be most unfortunate if anything were to, say, “happen” to the owner of that snack. Or that pocket. I’m just sayin’.”

  2. GeekBoy on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    LOL!!!

    In Hugh’s world, monkeys sound like Fat Tony. #

  3. Hugh on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    I’m an aggressive city monkey. And a legitimate businessman.

  4. Rona on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 8:18 am

    Last place in the world I EVER want to visit - New Dehli. Fuck those monkeys! I love that one of the tips was to not freak out. Oh, ok. I’ll just stroll casually with my monkey stick while tons of screaming monkeys are lunging at me, trying to knock me off balance. Sure.

  5. freakgirl on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 9:01 am

    #

  6. Hugh on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    Just give me your snacks and no one gets hurt.

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