Comments on: Gross http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415 the delicious frosting on your internet Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:34:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Lauren http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37980 Lauren Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:59:59 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37980 My sister had a cyst on her wrist when we were kids. Our Dr told her to smack it with a book to make it go away. I don't recommend that for anything near your head though... My sister had a cyst on her wrist when we were kids. Our Dr told her to smack it with a book to make it go away. I don’t recommend that for anything near your head though…

]]> By: Hugh http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37967 Hugh Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:08:14 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37967 Only when trolling for sympathy. And I've worked out a way to shower, so I actually DO smell faintly of jasmine. OK, Ivory soap. Only when trolling for sympathy. And I’ve worked out a way to shower, so I actually DO smell faintly of jasmine. OK, Ivory soap.

]]> By: freakgirl http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37934 freakgirl Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:12:02 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37934 Oh, Hugh. Are you on crutches, too? Your pits must be RIPE. Oh, Hugh.

Are you on crutches, too? Your pits must be RIPE.

]]> By: Hugh http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37933 Hugh Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:54:01 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37933 You people are all totally gross. I have skin like a flawless marble statue and smell faintly of jasmine. Actually, I just had a foot operation, and have to do this pretty elaborate routine in order to take a shower. So the surgeon calls to check on me... SURGEON: "How is bathing going? The bandage isn't wet is it?"" HUGH: "Um...uh...um...." SURGEON: "Is there a problem? Because if the bandage is wet, we should change it." HUGH: "No...the bandage is fine...I'm just not, um...bathing that much." SURGEON: "Oh. Well." She's cute, too. I'm such a prize. You people are all totally gross.
I have skin like a flawless marble statue and smell faintly of jasmine.

Actually, I just had a foot operation, and have to do this pretty elaborate routine in order to take a shower. So the surgeon calls to check on me…

SURGEON: “How is bathing going? The bandage isn’t wet is it?”"

HUGH: “Um…uh…um….”

SURGEON: “Is there a problem? Because if the bandage is wet, we should change it.”

HUGH: “No…the bandage is fine…I’m just not, um…bathing that much.”

SURGEON: “Oh. Well.”

She’s cute, too. I’m such a prize.

]]> By: freakgirl http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37932 freakgirl Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:55:35 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37932 OMG I'M DEAD. Too funny, OMG I’M DEAD. Too funny,

]]> By: chuck http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37931 chuck Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:41:04 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37931 Because the cyst, the cyst is onnnn my wrist. Because the cyst, the cyst, I can't resist.... Because the cyst, the cyst is onnnn my wrist.
Because the cyst, the cyst, I can’t resist….

]]> By: The Other Andrew http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37924 The Other Andrew Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:20:49 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37924 Actually, I think the alien invasion of North America has begun. When those things pop WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL COME OUT? Actually, I think the alien invasion of North America has begun. When those things pop WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL COME OUT?

]]> By: sandra http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37911 sandra Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:37:46 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37911 Good lord, no. Good lord, no.

]]> By: freakgirl http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37905 freakgirl Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:18:21 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37905 I haven't named the one behind my ear yet. Maybe I'll name it Sandra, just to give her nightmares. ;) I haven’t named the one behind my ear yet. Maybe I’ll name it Sandra, just to give her nightmares. #

]]> By: Soosan http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37902 Soosan Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:02:25 +0000 http://freakgirl.com/blog/gross-4/10415#comment-37902 I used to have a cyst on my wrist. I called it lumpy. Lumpy is no longer with us. I used to have a cyst on my wrist. I called it lumpy. Lumpy is no longer with us.

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