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26Apr/07Off

Flask Sandals

I think I’ve found the perfect gift for my brother-in-law. Cin, are you paying attention?

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  1. my brother lives in hawaii. now he can drink all of the time!

  2. I occasionally get a catalogue for a company called “After Eight” (yeah, right) for all sorts of drinking related items. It’s truly staggering what kinds of crap they have created as drinking accessories. And I don’t drink.

  3. “It tastes like feet!”

  4. Gimme a bourbon and foot, with a toe jam back.

  5. “Took off my flip flop
    poured me a tall shot
    Just open the heel
    Pour a drink out the hole
    There’s booze really in there
    I put bourbon or gin there
    Everyone knows alcohol’s in my sole

    Tastin’ the toe jam in my Marguerita, still,
    Wait til you see what I got in my socks
    Some people claim the Reef Dram Sandle is lame
    But i know, for alcoholics, it rocks!”

    okay, the chorus needs work

  6. To the left, to the left
    To the left, to the left

    Mmm, to the left, to the left
    Every bit of Scotch is in the sandal to the left
    In the flipflop, that’s my good booze
    I keep my top shelf in my boat shoes (boat shoes)

  7. Can you drink directly from the flipflop?

  8. To Michelle—
    *raises hand*

  9. Wow!, I needed a good laugh.

    Love the song John ! :)

    GROSSSS :P

  10. Great when stepping in dog-doo!


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