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Famous People Who Look Like They Smell

Famous People Who Look Like They Smell. Remember when we did our own list? A year ago?

Posted in Humor, Pop Culture. on Thursday, Nov 8, 2007

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  1. GeekBoy said

    What’s funny/sad is that a year ago, the consensus on Freakgirl.com was that Anna Nicole smelled like sugar donuts, cake frosting, and/or cupcakes.

    No so much now though, I’m thinking.

  2. Lauren said

    I heard somewhere that flavor flav smelled good. I don’t have a source for that and don’t believe it’s true… but that’s what I heard.

  3. Susie said

    Heh. I remember that.
    Also? A public service notice: don’t read this while eating breakfast. I’m just saying.

  4. Soosan said

    Yay a trip down memory lane!

  5. Ellen said

    I can’t believe Vincent Gallo didn’t make the list.

  6. Flavor Flav smells good! Maxim can suck it!

    Ellen, RIGHT?

  7. that was great….nick nolte smells like bad decisions…HAH!, good stuff.

  8. sandra said

    What, no Oscar the Grouch? He lives IN A GARBAGE CAN!

  9. Ellen Barkin has always looked smelly to me and of course Britney’s gotta reek!

  10. Lauren said

    Oh! My source was Freakgirl from the past ha!

    I bet Pete Wentz smells horrid.

  11. Nice call on Pete Wentz. He probably smells like Luv’s Babysoft and asscrack.

  12. After watching his Halloween special on DVD, I have Paul Lynde on the brain…oh, fine, I always have Paul Lynde on that brain….anyway, I swear to you I was thinking the other night that he probably smelled like Camels and Jean Nate’ (which, not necessarily bad).

  13. chuckb123 said

    I know I’ll get killed here – but Robbie Williams looks like he cleaned out an ashtray using his nut sack with a red bull/cologne solvent.

  14. Soosan said

    I’m still sticking to Fabio, he must smell, he must! Perhaps like fake butter.

  15. Oh, Chuck. I can’t disagree with you, the way Robbie’s been lately.

  16. …but Robbie Williams looks like he cleaned out an ashtray using his nut sack with a red bull/cologne solvent.

    That gave me randy pants.

  17. Chuck – your point is? mmmm…dirty boy… :)

  18. “…ass, crack, ass crack.”

    God, that made me laugh. And Pete Doherty was the first one to pop into my head when I saw smelly celebrities.

    I bet Vince Vaughn smells awful. Like a drunken fratboy on Sunday morning.

  19. Maxim is pretty harsh! And raw, aren’t they?

    I have to throw in a good smelling celeb. Any guesses as to how fanfuckingtastic Clooney smells?

    I’m talking George, although Rosemary, in her early years, was probably good.

  20. He smells like linens line-dried by a breeze off the Mediterranean.

  21. Soosan said

    Are you speaking from personal experience?

  22. Michael, I agree! With a touch of limoncello.

  23. That’s it!

    Damn, now I can’t decide between that and Robbie’s ashy nutsack.

  24. http://www.dlisted.com/node/17938

    mentioned earlier buy DAYUM! Remember “Diner”…when Mickey R. was cute?

  25. chuckb123 said

    Come on, Diner was 25 years ago!

  26. …and still YIKES.

  27. McConaughey – Smells like BO (he does not use deodorant I read later, but upon standing next to him I knew that already)
    Diaz – Smells good actually. She usually just smelled….like sunshine. So cheesy, but maybe it’s because she was at the beach everyday.
    Those were from your list, from Maxim’s:
    Schneider – Just smells like a guy, not bad. I think he uses Old Spice deodorant though.

    That’s all I have. The first two I was near when they vacationed in Kona, Hawaii where I used to live. Schneider I know because he was also in Hawaii, though on Oahu and a friend of mine said he came into her Starbucks.

  28. I love that I have a reader who can tell me what these people actually smell like. Hee!