Comments on: Eat a Cheeseburger, Lose Your Boyfriend

By: heather

heather — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:31:28 +0000

“Go to see the king.” hee hee. Although now I’m thinking about that creepy king on the commercials - that one where he’s just sitting outside the guy’s bedroom window in the morning? *shudder*

How does this work if my boyfriend is the one buying me the cheeseburgers? And what about his fat ass? Should I dump him for eating cheeseburgers, too? Subway, I’m so confused!

When the woman says, “Can I get that without the loss of self-esteem?” I wanted to scream, “YES! Yes you can!” I think if you have the courage to be a normal woman in a society where thinness to the point of near death is what we’re told we should be, where size ZERO actually exists, you must have LOADS of self esteem to eat a cheeseburger, enjoy the hell out of it, and not look back. Screw you, Subway, and your nasty stale bread, over-processed bland meats and limp vegetables.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:23:03 +0000

That’s demented! That’s DEMENTED!

I love it that Ali calls it, “going to see the king.”

By: Lara

Lara — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:43:32 +0000

i forgot that women can’t make their own choices about what they eat. and that one cheeseburger is the road to depression. and that fat people don’t get laid!

fuck you, subway.

By: ali

ali — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:37:02 +0000

i don’t even get it - eat a cheeseburger and lose your boyfriend? i guess i’m ok, since i don’t do cheeseburgers…but when i hit BK, i get two hamburgers. shit - i’d best get another boyfriend so they can both dump me when i go see the king…

this is coming from the same people who thought jared was a good idea.