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1. ali on Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 3:37 pm

   i don’t even get it - eat a cheeseburger and lose your boyfriend? i guess i’m ok, since i don’t do cheeseburgers…but when i hit BK, i get two hamburgers. shit - i’d best get another boyfriend so they can both dump me when i go see the king…

   this is coming from the same people who thought jared was a good idea.

2. Lara on Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 5:43 pm

   i forgot that women can’t make their own choices about what they eat. and that one cheeseburger is the road to depression. and that fat people don’t get laid!

   fuck you, subway.

3. Maggie on Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 11:23 pm

   That’s demented! That’s DEMENTED!

   I love it that Ali calls it, “going to see the king.”

4. heather on Friday, January 04, 2008 at 10:31 am

   “Go to see the king.” hee hee. Although now I’m thinking about that creepy king on the commercials - that one where he’s just sitting outside the guy’s bedroom window in the morning? *shudder*

   How does this work if my boyfriend is the one buying me the cheeseburgers? And what about his fat ass? Should I dump him for eating cheeseburgers, too? Subway, I’m so confused!

   When the woman says, “Can I get that without the loss of self-esteem?” I wanted to scream, “YES! Yes you can!” I think if you have the courage to be a normal woman in a society where thinness to the point of near death is what we’re told we should be, where size ZERO actually exists, you must have LOADS of self esteem to eat a cheeseburger, enjoy the hell out of it, and not look back. Screw you, Subway, and your nasty stale bread, over-processed bland meats and limp vegetables.

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