Dollar Store Caviar
Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 09:38amWhile searching for some supplies for a holiday gift project I’m working on, a strange chain of events led me to this query from Yahoo! Answers. Hysterical. Betty Rocker was just talking about the dollar store the other day, but this question takes the cake.



Susie on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 9:57 am
“Didn’t know my fave store sold caviar. dam.” Heh.
Please tell me this gift is for Ash & MK.
freakgirl on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:00 am
Hee hee, nope! BTW, Ash & MK go back to the shelter tomorrow. I’m already feeling slightly devastated. It’s time, though. They’re getting way too big and rambunctious for the little bathroom.
Michael on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:24 am
Caviar is like lube– never look for a bargain.
Soosan on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:28 am
!!!
heather on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:03 am
“But now I HAVE to eat it, it’s not safe to feed it to the dog.”
Uh, I do not understand this line of reasoning. Dogs will eat feces. If it’s not safe to feed to an animal that consumes feces, then DON’T EAT IT.
Who buys CAVIAR at a Dollar Store anyway?? I think she made it up.
freakgirl on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:14 am
I hope she made it up. I don’t feel comfortable with the fact that there are people that dumb out there, driving cars and whatnot.
Soosan on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:18 am
I wonder if they carry Soylent green
freakgirl on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
SPOILER ALERT!
it’s people.
Soosan on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 1:51 pm
(that puke smiley would work well here)
Michael on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I don’t feel comfortable with the fact that there are people that dumb out there, driving cars and whatnot.
I remind myself of this fact every time I start to drive aggressively. I think of the collective intelligence of most of the people I deal with every day. Then I slow down and try to stay away from other vehicles.
Greater Czarina on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Mmmm, old, cheap fish eggs.
Betty R. on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Gross…on both the Dollar Store and the caviar from it. By now, this person is probably in the ER getting his stomach pumped.
Maggie on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:00 pm
I’m sure she was joking. Have you seen some of the shit posted up on Yahoo Answers? My favourites are when stupid women post pictures of themselves and in bikinis and then ask the internets if they are fat.
I wish I was joking.
patrick on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Yahoo Answers makes me weep for humanity.
Soosan on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:15 pm
“My favourites are when stupid women post pictures of themselves and in bikinis and then ask the internets if they are fat.”
Well does it???
genevieve on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I think it was fake too. I have a friend who creates fake personas and then stirs things up in Yahoo answers regularly.
Michael on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 4:39 pm
All afternoon in my head I’ve been singing, “Fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up, yum!”
Melonie on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 2:33 am
I HAVE seen it at my dollar store (NO joking) but I walked away,away,away.
I do not eat food from the dollar store cuase it is just so gross and expired.
I like to look and buy craft supplies from there and that is about it.
Melonie on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 2:35 am
Big red flag when you see a normally high priced or quality type food at a cheap market. HA! like you should see deathly vapors coming off of the package.