Blast From the Past Music Video
Howard Jones, “Things Can Only Get Better.” Because YES, RIGHT? And also because I was talking to someone the other day who didn’t know who Howard Jones is. HoJo was my first concert (Brendan Byrne Arena, NJ, whut whut!). I iz elderly.
Habits of Highly Creative People
Interesting stuff. Plus some words from Felicia Day; score!
We Didn’t Land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock Landed on Mars.
I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
Everything Tracy Jordan said on Season 4 of 30 Rock. [via pop candy]




