All I wanted was a gin and tonic. First I couldn’t find any tonic. Then I had to take a moment to deal with the fact that we have two two-year-old bottles of Clamato in our liquor cabinet. Then I found that I only have a half-inch of gin in the bottle. Then, in the process of searching for more gin, I dropped a candle. And then had to spend precious gin-drinking time cleaning up the explosion of glass on the ceramic tile and carpet. All I wanted was a gin and tonic.

A list of everyday food that can get you high, although it sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.

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Sue Simmons is an anchor on the local NYC news. You’ll always see her doing the news in movies that are set in New York, like War of the Worlds. I love her because it seems like every Friday she gets totally silly on the air — two martini lunch kind of silly. Last night she took things to another level and dropped the f-bomb live. Read the rest of this entry »