The full cast of I Love Money on VH1 has been revealed and IT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME OMFG!!!!11!!1. There are a few clunkers (Hoops? Really?) and I sort of hoped I’d never have to see Pumkin again, but it’s worth it just thinking about what any of these idiots would do with $250K. I imagine a lot of Valtrex and tacky jewelry. Anyway, Rock of Love legend Heather is in it, and she recently mentioned she had a romance during the show. Please, universe, let it be The Entertainer.

Also, save yourself the “I have no idea who any of these people are” comments. We already know how cool you are and how you don’t watch television except for PBS. Congratulations!

So, which one of us is dumber — the one who left a tissue in his/her pants or the one who washed said pants without checking them first? I’m definitely the latter; here’s hoping I’m not also the former.

As the weather gets warmer, I’d love to be able to line-dry our sheets, towels and clothes whenever possible. Makes ‘em smell good AND saves energy. However, I’m having trouble finding a portable or temporary clothesline. We live in a townhouse and have a back patio, but we’re limited as we’re not supposed to attach things to the side of the building. Although we might be able to sneak something in…Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions on a clothesline solution that would be easy to hide/store when not in use?

Our friend Craig wrote another book. I’m shocked that between caring for his baby daughter, quitting smoking, freaking out about American politics, and pretty much harassing the geekboy and Susie’s husband through email on an hourly basis that he even had the time. But he did, and Publisher’s Weekly gave it a good review, and you should buy it. Details here.

I cannot even believe this is a possibility. The State of NJ wants to close nine state parks. NINE. (Central Jerseyans - Round Valley is included in these nine.) I understand there is a budget crisis, but closing some of the only open space in New Jersey, a place where open spaces are far and few between? And potentially introducing the privatization of state parks? Do you really want to go mountain biking at the Coors Light Reservoir? Find out more and get involved here.