I just can’t help myself. They’re so small — I want to remember them this tiny.

It’s weird; in the photos, Ben & Matt look so similar, but IRL they are completely different in color. Read the rest of this entry »

A re-imagining of the opening credits for Lost, if it were like any other television show. [via]

Artie walks off the Stern show after physically lashing out at his assistant. I was telling the geekboy earlier that I’m increasingly uncomfortable listening to Howard Stern lately, as Artie Lange gets more and more depressed, unhealthy and angry. It’s not funny and it’s not fun. Blarg.

I haven’t watched even a minute of John Adams on HBO, but this made me laugh out loud.

Yay, The Office comes back tonight!

It’s always a challenge getting new kittens to use the litterbox. Or, once you get them to use it, ensuring they don’t step in poo and track it all over the place. Yesterday afternoon Matt pooped in his bed and then tracked it everywhere. And last night, Ben peed on the floor and I picked him up unknowingly, where he continued to pee on my leg. The geekboy removed their big-boy litterbox and put in a smaller one, hoping that might help. Can you believe that this morning, we both woke up early so we could check the box? Like little kids checking for Santa? I’m not proud.

And in case you were wondering, they still hadn’t used it. And then Ben looked at me with his adorable little face, hopped into the box and took the teeniest, tiniest, steaming poo.

Here’s a great way to spend your lunch hour today. The fifty funniest comedy sketches of all time, as chosen by Nerve and IFC — with video.