Get Your Fix Early
Starbucks will temporarily close all its stores today from 5:30pm to 8:30pm for barista training or some such shit. Just thought I’d let you know. I actually have a client meeting at Starbucks later today. Should I pick up my douchebag trophy now or will it be mailed?
A Surprise In The Mail!
The geekboy came home from work yesterday and brought in the mail. Included was a big box from Amazon. I opened it up and found:
Determined Hamster
I must have watched this five times over the weekend, and it never fails to delight.
Frickin’ Ticketmaster
Not like this is news or anything, but Ticketmaster and corporate-owned arenas can suck it. What the hell is a “convenience charge,” anyway? I should be charging THEM for convenience. I don’t find it “convenient” being forced to step over vomiting teens in order to use the bathroom. Nor do I find it “convenient” to purchase lawn tickets but not be allowed to choose where on the lawn I’d like to sit. And does anyone really find it “convenient” to pay $8 a cup for domestic beer?
Having said that, I’m going to see The Police + Elvis Costello this summer.
Let’s All F*ck Ben Affleck!
The best thing about Oscar night (for me) actually happened after the Oscars. Please join me after the jump for the greatest thing I’ve seen all year.
2008 Academy Awards
Last night was our annual Academy Awards party. As usual, a good time was had by all. This year, Janet took home the trophy for Most Correct Picks. Congratulations! We also played Oscar Bingo, and Charlotte emerged victorious. She won a copy of Celebutantes, a book I’m currently enjoying.
Our Weekend in Photos
Here’s what our weekend looked like. Click photos to see larger versions.
Happy Birthday, Freakniece #2!
It’s our little lady’s birthday today. I love you, sweetie, and I hope to see you and your sister soon!


