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30Nov/07Off

RIP, Evel Knievel



RIP.

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30Nov/07Off

Um, Ew.

Best/worst book title ever?

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30Nov/07Off

Disco Fever

This made me snort with laughter earlier this morning. I think it’s the open mouth.

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White House Mug Shots

bush mug shot The NY Public Library is running a controversial art exhibit of doctored “mug shots” of President Bush and other officials. Each official’s board has the date of their crime; for example, Bush’s shows 1-28-2003, the date that he stated, “The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” (Bonus: the comments in the linked article are hysterical.)

It’s important to note that the library stresses that these pieces are only part of a larger, more varied exhibit, and that it does not (and should not) reflect their views.

Anyway, these photos are what my dreams look like.

30Nov/07Off

Freak & Geek Elves

OfficeMax has this website where you can turn yourself into a Christmas elf. Please to enjoy The FreakGeek Clan. Make sure you have sound on.

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29Nov/07Off

The Best Videos of the Day

These two videos bring me joy. Tay “Chocolate Rain” Zonday and Snoop “Doggy” Dogg, I love you both.

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Roundup of Rage – Writing Implements Edition

The other day I saw a link to a pencil sharpener shaped like a woman on her hands and knees where, instead of a head, there is a crank, and one is supposed to stick the pencil into her ass. Charming. Today, I went over to Feministing and saw this, which is just simply unbelievable. And remember those “art” urinals shaped like women’s mouths? It’s nice to know that some people see us women as just a series of holes in which to stick things. How are any of these things funny?

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Mmmmm, Ham!

jones sodaJones Soda has released their holiday flavors for this year. We love buying this soda for the kids on holidays and paying them 50¢ for each one they try. The newest flavors are broken down into the Christmas and Hanukkah packs. “Christmas” features Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. “Hanukkah” pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes. I am less grossed out by Christmas Ham (ham shot!) than I am by Christmas Tree, to be honest.

29Nov/07Off

Sex, Giuliani, and The Hamptons

I wonder if Rudy thinks he can get out of this one by invoking 9/11. Should be fun to watch him try.

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28Nov/07Off

Dancing Kills Marriages

WTF is up with all these people breaking up with their wives/husbands/fiancees after being on Dancing With the Stars? Does dancing make people crazy? Maybe the Rev. Shaw Moore was right.

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