GIVE IT UP, KID
We moved here over a year ago. As long as it’s not snowing, every single afternoon the kid across the way practices his skateboard moves in the parking lot. For hours. For hours, all I hear is the slap of wood against asphalt as he practices one trick or another. Can I just tell you that in one year he has not improved even a little? GIVE IT UP, KID.
How To Fight Off a Monkey
Chips just forwarded me an article and asked me to post it here for Rona. What To Do If You’re Attacked By Monkeys. Finally, Rona, someone is looking out for you!
O’Reilly Bothered That Dumbledore Outing Teaches Tolerance
Bill O’Reilly is troubled that the outing of Dumbledore will teach kids to be tolerant of homosexuals. Let me repeat that.
Bill O’Reilly [a man who has bizarre sexual fantasies and loofah fetishes] is troubled that the outing of Dumbledore [a FICTIONAL character] will teach kids to be tolerant [children are apparently homophobic from birth and need to be taught tolerance] of homosexuals [who, contrary to popular belief, are just like you and me].
I predict a Larry-Craig-style gay sex scandal for O’Reilly within a year.
Birdhouse in Your Soul
Seriously, people, if you are not watching Pushing Daisies, you are missing out on such wonderful technicolor happiness. Watch this clip from the most recent episode and tell me you didn’t smile.
Cupcake Question
I’m going to make some apple cupcakes this weekend for a family dinner. What flavor frosting do you think would be the best? Vanilla (which would add an a la mode feel)? Ginger? Cinnamon? Apple pie spice (cinnamon and nutmeg-y)?
The Sweet Seduction of Itchy Butt
This cat video is hysterical. I TOTALLY LOL’D, YOU GUYS.
Weird Game Show
Check out this crazy Japanese game show (as if there’s any other kind!). [thanks, sandy]
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