This is Your Child on Drugs
How to tell if your child is on drugs, by their clothing and music choices. Hysterical.
Math Doesn’t Suck
Big thumbs-up to Danica McKellar, both for her book, Math Doesn’t Suck, and her message to young girls.
5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins
Marvel Comics vs. Science: 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins.
How Much Jail Time for Women Who Have Abortions?
Let’s say that the right-to-lifers win the abortion debate and abortions are made illegal. How much jail time should a woman who has an abortion receive? Here’s a video where someone asks pro-life demonstrators that very question. Obviously they haven’t quite thought that part out yet.
Star Jones Had Gastric Bypass Surgery
Star Jones admits she had gastric bypass surgery. 1) Uh, DUUUUUUUUUUH and, 2) Who cares?
People are Really This Stupid, I Guess
Did you know that you can buy a device that will sound an alarm in case you leave your kid in the back of your car? Yes, you read that right. There is actually a MARKET NEED to prevent people from LEAVING THEIR KIDS in the back of their cars. As the geekboy said, “What’s next? A poop sensor in your underwear that lets you know you’ve forgotten to wipe your ass?” Seriously. How soon before someone sues the company after they leave their kid in the car to die because the alarm didn’t go off? We are all a bunch of drooling idiots.
Peace is Unpatriotic
Unbelievably ridiculous. I mean, seriously? Peace is unpatriotic? On a stupid dance reality show? Really? I can’t believe people that ignorant were actually even able to use their computer to send an email in the first place.
