I Hate Today
There are lots of things to post about today, but I just don’t feel like it. I’m having technical issues with a project, and these issues are making me feel like the dumbest person on the planet. My shoulderblade is killing me (WHY?) and, even though I had a very sensible sandwich for lunch, I also ate too many Kettle Chips. I want to turn off the computer, go downstairs and throw myself face-down into the box of cupcakes.
The Landlord, Baby Cop
If you haven’t yet seen The Landlord, and Good Cop/Baby Cop on Funnyordie.com, get cracking. They’re hysterical. Watch ‘em after the jump.
Key Lime Cupcakes
Yesterday I was in the mood to bake something, so I whipped up some Key Lime Cupcakes. They came out nicely, hitting that yummy balance between sweet and tart (just like me!). The frosting has some lime zest in it as well.
I Love The Daily Show
“[Dick Cheney] is at once everything and nothing, substance without form, shape without motion, time without reason… he is the Highlander.”
At Least Pretend You’re Not Looking
I had to go to DMV today to drop off my old license plates. There was a man outside talking on his cellphone. As I approached the door, this guy openly gawped at my chest. He didn’t even try to hide it. He looked at my boobs, looked me in the EYES, and then back down at my boobs. What the hell, gentlemen?
I Am So Old
This kid is about to turn 16. Click through to find out why he makes me feel so very, very old.
Chris Benoit Kills Family, Self
WWE star Chris Benoit killed his family and himself over the weekend. Terribly sad and scary. I used to watch Benoit wrestle all the time; he was all business and the size of his neck still freaks me out to this day. I can’t help but wonder about “roid rage,” unfortunately.
Artie Lange
My friend Laura and I just bought tickets to see Artie Lange in Atlantic City in July. Care to bet on if he’ll actually live that long?
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