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Peanut Butter, The Atheist’s Nightmare

Peanut butter disproves the theory of evolution. Yeah, this makes total sense. Consider me converted.

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28Mar/07Off

Home Ec 101

I ran across the Home Ec 101 site last week (don’t remember how I got there), and it’s really fun. I’ve been reading through every post; the ladies are pretty funny and there are some pretty good tips in there, too.

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28Mar/07Off

Ambien Hallucinations Rock

Last night before bed, I took an Ambien, as I do once or twice a month when I really need a full night’s sleep (although I still woke up at 3:30am for an hour, so whatever). Anyway, I was settling into bed and fussing with the TiVo To-Do List because, for some reason, it has about 75 The Real Worlds scheduled to record over the next two days because some numnut at MTV doesn’t know how to tag the show for the listings system or something, and having to watch those mental midgets on The Real World even once a week is hard for me to deal with, but the thought of having them actually take over my TiVo and just…be there, sucking up hard drive space and reeking of alcohol and desperation is really almost enough to do me in. Anyway. Near the end of this little endeavor, I called the geekboy over to point out something about the TiVo that I had never seen before. As I was studying the To-Do List, I noticed that the letters on the screen were all dancing. Bouncing or floating in place, but definitely moving in sync with the background graphic on that particular screen. I rubbed my eyes, I shook my head, but they were still dancing. It was so pretty and relaxing, the way all the letters were just swaying back and forth to some unheard hula music. The geekboy looked at me with alarm, and then we both realized… I just had my first Ambien hallucination! Woot woot!