Ow
Last night was yoga. This morning, every piece of me hurts from trying to do a headstand. I also tried to do wheel, but I can’t! I’m not strong enough yet; the instructor had to spot me. I got concerned about my back, though, and stopped. The woman in front of me did it like a pro; and she sort of looks like a younger Marion Paolo. She must have the most amazing core strength. Jealous! Never judge a book by its cover, eh?
Also, the owner of the gym where we do yoga complimented me on my weight loss. So I made out with her. Seriously, though, I haven’t lost anything in two weeks. But I haven’t gained either, so yay.
Karr Cleared
Told you so. John Karr has been cleared of all charges in the JonBenet Ramsey case. Nate Karr, John’s brother, stated, “We’re just going to be celebrating with family.” Yay, my brother’s not a murderer, just a self-admitted pedophile! Also, Karr wanted Johnny Depp to portray him in a movie. Get over yourself, you sick freak.
Henna
I henna’d my hair this weekend. Hennad? Hennaed? The hell? Anyway, I colored my hair with henna. It came out really bright and fun. Because the color was stripped from my hair from my last professional dye job, the henna stuck really well. I never get my roots completely covered when I use henna; I don’t really care, though, because I’m not trying to fool anyone. Anyway, I’m wondering if it would be rude to go to the salon and just ask them to strip my hair. And then I can do the henna at home. It’s cheaper and it lasts longer. Picture.
Emmys
Did you watch the Emmys last night? I didn’t see the first hour (gots to catch the Big Brother, yo) but I tuned in after. That Aaron Spelling tribute was kind of lame, wasn’t it? I guess it was a big deal to have the Charlie’s Angels ladies back together, but come on. Farrah can barely stand up by herself, Kate Jackson has had so many facelifts she looks like a geisha, and Jacklyn just kept staring into space, as if in some sort of Oxycontin haze. Also, someone needs to speak to Randy Spelling about his hair. The Bob Newhart thing was very funny, but Bob is always funny. Note to Piven: Next time maybe you could shave? Congrats to the cast of The Office; Jenna Fischer looked lovely and excited. As for the rest, I was kind of underwhelmed. I don’t watch 24, but I’m sure everyone is happy about their win. You know I love The Amazing Race, but winning four years in a row? When the last two seasons were kind of lackluster? Just proves to me that many of these voters don’t even bother watching. Project Runway should have won this year! And Julia Louis-Dreyfuss? Seriously? She did give a very nice speech, though, so I can’t get that annoyed about it. And, as always, I love you, Jon Stewart.
Did You Enjoy Your Weekend?
Good weekend. We got a lot of stuff done and out of the way on the house, although much of it is just hiding in the garage. Friends and their kids came over Saturday afternoon for a BBQ. Of course, it rained all day, but we still had a good time. These kids make me laugh so hard that my head started hurting. Yesterday the geekboy and I actually took it easy for the first time in a while. We watched TiVo, played PSP, got in some reading…it was nice. You?
Hilton Slams ‘Insecure’ Gervais
“I guess he’s obviously scared of starring alongside an A-lister.” Yeah, I’m sure that’s EXACTLY it. [via]
Getting Used to the House
We’ve been here for, what, three weeks? And I still haven’t gotten used to our new dryer. Every time I dry clothes, they’re still wet when the buzzer goes off. TOO MANY SETTINGS CONFUSES FREAKGIRL. Whatever happened to “on” and “off?” Oh well. Things could be worse, I suppose. In cat news, Long Legs is getting a bit more adventurous. He still spends 95% of his time under the bed, but he’s been coming out more lately in the mornings and at night. This morning he even used the downstairs litterbox, which was a huge triumph, hooray!
Anyway, must run. I’m babysitting today and need to childproof the downstairs.



