The Wal-Mart Bible Letter
Sign the petition and force Wal-Mart to remove this highly offensive book from its shelves. [snerk]
Meena
I need you guys to send some good thoughts our way this week. Meena is getting an ultrasound today. I haven’t wanted to really talk about it, but a few weeks ago a routine vet visit turned into blood tests which turned into a recommendation to get her insides looked at and that’s what’s going on. We’d noticed that lately she’s lost weight and has been a bit listless, but we thought it was stress from the move. I don’t know. I dropped her off at the vet this morning and it was horrible having to leave her there. I feel terrible right now. So let’s hope she’s okay. I can’t imagine my life without her.
OK Go
The MTV VMAs are tonight. I know they usually suck (although last year’s R. Kelly performance was so disturbing, it was very nearly art), but they’ve booked OK Go to perform their treadmill routine live. Dig it. [thx sandy]
Happy Birthday!

Two birthdays today! All the best to Greater Czarina and Ferd. Have a great day.
Jessica Simpson dates John Mayer?
I doubt this is true, but this comment was too good to pass up. They’re both anomalies of nature, but I fear this time God has gone too far. [thx, emily!]
Pretty in Pink: Everything’s Duckie
Don’t forget that the Pretty in Pink: Everything’s Duckie Edition DVD came out this week. Order it through my website, richies!
Taking Money From Focus on the Family
Take money out of the pockets of anti-gay bigots by ordering free shit from Focus on the Family. Keep it for yourself, sell it on eBay, donate it to a library, or give out the propaganda as gag gifts.
Concert Ticket Generator

Make Your Own Concert Ticket! Apparently this one has been going around for a while, but it’s new to me. Make one yourself and post it in the comments (press “Host with ImageShack”). [via]
HA HA Redux
I can’t believe I’m going to post two HA HAs in one day, but this is too effing funny:


