Stephen Colbert and Bill Kristol
Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert interviewed Bill Kristol (more on him here) and reduced him to a stammering pile of rubble. Along with the video, there’s a partial transcript, but it’s worth watching just to see the part where, in his confusion, Mr. Kristol just about admits that it’s okay to beat your wife. I’m not kidding.
Shad Fest!
Tomorrow, while Chuck and Emilie get married down south, we’ll be heading over to Lambertville to celebrate fish. Yes, really. Actually, we’ll be hiding from the throngs here for most of the day.
Time for self-serve gas in Jersey?
Gas prices are so out of control that our Jersey governor is considering…GASP….self-serve.
Happy Wedding!

Chuck and Emilie are getting married tomorrow, you guys! LOVE! Let’s give them our best, freakgirl.com-style.
I have known Chuck for quite a few years, although I haven’t seen him in at least five, I believe. I’ve never met Emilie but I already adore her. Much happiness, much fun, much laughter and much love to both of you. Have a wonderful, wonderful day.
Strangers With Candy
The Strangers With Candy teaser is online! Yay! “I hhhhhhhh-hate you.” [via pop candy]
Soaring Pollen Counts Spur Worst Allergy Season in Years
I wonder if this is the culprit of the geekboy’s recent off-the-charts snoring extravaganzas.
