Merry Christmas!
The geekboy and I wrote you all a present. Please enjoy.
A Visit from Saint Robbie
Twas the night before Christmas, at freakgirl.com
Not a creature was stirring, and all was quite calm.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Robbie Williams soon would be there.
The readers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of diva cups danced in their heads.
And me in my kerchief, and geekboy in his cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
Nick, Jessica Want Privacy
Nick and Jessica want a private judge to handle their divorce. You know what, you two? KISS MY ASS. You made us all endure several seasons of your Newlyweds show where we had to watch you two farting, fucking and fighting your way through marriage. We had to sit through your execrable variety shows and get freaked out by Joe Simpson on a regular basis. You’ll understand if we are all rather pleased to watch your marriage fall apart in a very public manner.
Ahem. And, uh, Merry Christmas.
Holiday Song of the Day
Today’s holiday song is The Little Drummer Boy performed by David Bowie and Bing Crosby. One of my favorites, and I thank Michael for sending it to me! [right-click on the link to save]
Disgusting
There are no words. This is real, my friends. [thanks to charlie b for the link]
Meena and Her Toys

My friend’s daughter loves Meena (I know!) and spent the afternoon here, placing objects around her one by one. Meena only hissed once.
Undeclared
Last night we pulled out our Undeclared DVD set and watched a couple of episodes. In particular, we watched Eric Visits Again and I’m still cracking up about it today. What a hilarious show and stellar episode. Another reason why FOX sucks. Thank you, CBS, for at least bringing Jason Segel back to my screen in How I Met Your Mother.
Chewbacca sings!
This link is for my husband. Merry Christmas from Chewbacca. [link has audio!]
Andy Dick Lives To 40
Andy Dick turned 40 yesterday. Wow. J.Buckley and I have had him in our Death Pool for about six years now.



