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The Christian Coalition continues bringing its mes…

The Christian Coalition continues bringing its message of peace, love and tolerance to the world as Pat Robertson calls for the assassination of Hugo Chavez. This shit is bananas.

RIP, Robert A. Moog. Moog was a man who changed th…

RIP, Robert A. Moog. Moog was a man who changed the entire landscape of music. I remember when I was little, my friend’s mom let us listen to this album (as well as another one which I can’t track down – all I remember is that the cover had a picture of a conductor but he had some sort of electronic component for a head – maybe an old-style mic?). Anyway, Moog is dead, long live Moog, and I had no idea that his name was pronounced like the word “vogue.”

Olivia Newton-John’s boyfriend is missing. Sad, an…

Olivia Newton-John’s boyfriend is missing. Sad, and even sadder because really, who’s nicer than Olivia Newton-John? Is there anyone in the world that would ever wish something bad on her? Are there people who think, “That Olivia. What a bitch.”

Yesterday the guys came and took the plastic o…

Yesterday the guys came and took the plastic off of the sidewalk that they laid down last week, in between the shouting and the staring. Remember? In the rain? Enjoy their impressive and professional work in these photos. See how pretty the cement looks with little tiny raindrop holes all over it. That won’t start cracking and peeling up as soon as the ground freezes, NO WAY! Also of note is that our lawn has big rocks and chunks of cement just artfully scattered all over it.  

Last night I caught the last fifteen minutes of th…

Last night I caught the last fifteen minutes of the E! True Hollywood Story: Blossom and immediately set the TiVo to tape the entire THS this week. You guys, why the hell isn’t Blossom in syndication anymore? I say we start a protest. The world needs more Blossom.

Porn can make you blind. As well as CSI, apparentl…

Porn can make you blind. As well as CSI, apparently. [via metafilter]

You know what’s fun? When you spend an afternoon m…

You know what’s fun? When you spend an afternoon making a detailed course outline for a client so that they can approve it before you begin the arduous task of making storyboards, and they approve it, and you make the storyboards and email them with a specific question about a certain section, and they email you back with a response that sounds like, “That product is discontinued, duh. Why are you even putting it in the storyboards, dumbass?” So…for future reference, after I spend hours crafting a detailed outline, when I’m done, should I just stuff it up my own butt instead?

Just wondering.

Natasha Lyonne is fighting for her life in intenst…

Natasha Lyonne is fighting for her life in intenstive care. Her story is so sad…drugs can really fuck you up, and she is a prime example. It’s awful. And part of the reason I have let my subscription to Jane lapse (besides the fact that it sucks) is the disgusting article they let Michael Rappaport write about her.

RIP, LaToyia. So sad.

RIP, LaToyia. So sad.

NEW ASK FREAKGIRL! As always, give us your advice …

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