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29Jul/05Off

Anyone know of a good way to control whiteflies? T…

Anyone know of a good way to control whiteflies? They aren’t bothering my herbs or tomatoes, but they are all over my flowers and are pissing me off.

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29Jul/05Off

I signed up on one of those survey sites to answer…

I signed up on one of those survey sites to answer product surveys in exchange for coupons, cash, or entries into prize pools. The money you can make on these things is pathetic, but I love answering surveys and I love knowing about new products before they hit the market. Last week I product-tested a new deodorant (one that came in an unlabelled yet very familiar powder-blue container), which boasted to be “prescription strength” but didn’t live up to its promise. Yesterday I got a survey in my email asking me to look at an advertisement and tell them what I think. This proposed product was so obnoxious, I could hardly believe it. Maybe I’m overreacting; you tell me what you think. [WARNING: TALK ABOUT LADY THINGS AHEAD!] The product was maxi-pads. They want to start packaging a “personal wipe” with each pad, because “don’t you sometimes feel like when you’re changing your pad, you need a shower?” WHAT. THE. HELL. For starters, pads are wasteful enough – now they want to add more crap you have to throw away? And, more importantly, they are playing into the myth that menstruating women are unclean and must wash constantly during their dirty time of the month. This really gets on my last nerve. I provided them with appropriate feedback.

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29Jul/05Off

Here’s the trailer for Walk the Line, with Joaquin…

Here’s the trailer for Walk the Line, with Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash. The trailer looks good, and I’d imagine after the huge success of Ray, this biopic should open big.

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29Jul/05Off

Tomorrow night we are going to see Duran Duran. Sq…

Tomorrow night we are going to see Duran Duran. Squeee! Me, Janet, Lisa, and Charlotte will all be bopping around and singing just like 1985, darlings. We hope to have a little tailgate party in the parking lot before the show, natch, if the weather agrees. I was thinking about wearing the geekboy’s vintage Duran Duran tee-shirt – it looks like this – but I’m not sure of band shirt etiquette. We all know it’s uncool to wear the current tee-shirt of the band you’re going to see (Droz: You’re gonna wear the shirt of the band you’re gonna go see. Don’t be that guy.), but does the rule change if the shirt is nearly 20 years old?

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29Jul/05Off

Freddie Prinze Jr. says that there will be no Buff…

Freddie Prinze Jr. says that there will be no Buffy movie. On one hand, it’s incredibly annoying that he is speaking for his wife. On the other, it’s incredibly sad that he has his own tv show and the press only wants to talk about his wife.

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28Jul/05Off

I realized I needed a nap when I read this headlin…

I realized I needed a nap when I read this headline as “Shuttle Discovers Ducks at Space Station.” I was all, wow, cool!

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28Jul/05Off

Did you notice that today my Google ads are featur…

Did you notice that today my Google ads are featuring tree removal services? Nice.

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28Jul/05Off

It’s really lovely outside today. We had a five-mi…

It’s really lovely outside today. We had a five-minute rain yesterday and the temperature immediately dropped more than 10 degrees. We opened all the windows to bask in the fresh air. So, I think I’ll take advantage of the weather and go outside to hang a new birdfeeder, treat the porch for ants, and clean up the remnants of Long Leg’s killing spree/vomit-fest from last night. Thanks to the geekboy for getting most of it taken care of before I even woke up.

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28Jul/05Off

What is your humor style? Here’s mine: Your humor’…

What is your humor style? Here’s mine: Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren’t in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman – John Belushi

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28Jul/05Off

New Jersey is the fourth-best state in which to gr…

New Jersey is the fourth-best state in which to grow up. Doesn’t it seem like there are so many Jersey stories lately? We must have an excellent PR guy.

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