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By popular demand, here is my new hair color. Dee…

By popular demand, here is my new hair color. Deep red, I suppose you might call it. Sorry if it looks plain brown in the picture. The camera was running out of juice so I needed to be quick and not futz around.

This face is known in freakgirl circles as “The Vodka Shot.” I look like an idiot, I know. I figure if that’s what you think I look like, when you actually meet me you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the extent to which I am hte Sexy.  

What Happens When You Burn An American Flag? It’s …

What Happens When You Burn An American Flag? It’s not pretty. [via screenhead]

I got my hair cut and colored the other day so I c…

I got my hair cut and colored the other day so I can look pretty for Canada. It’s just the way it goes with red color and with the Aveda products that much of the color will smudge into your pillow the first few nights. What I didn’t expect was waking up this morning with a smudge of color across my forehead. The hell? I got my hair dyed on Wednesday and have washed it like three times since then. Also I have the world’s reddest zit under my chin (?) and it feels like I’m getting another one on my jawline. My Blemish Stick is at its limit, and isn’t it just the way things go that right before vacation, my body goes into “Hello, Ugly” mode? Oh well. The good thing is that I know Canada loves me no matter what. :)

I know that it’s not Lindsay Lohan’s job to keep u…

I know that it’s not Lindsay Lohan’s job to keep up with the news, but the last two lines of this article made my eyes roll back in my head. Yes, Linds, removing people from their land and homes in order to finance the diamond industry is nothing but “drama.”

NEW Ask Freakgirl! As always, if you have advice f…

NEW Ask Freakgirl! As always, if you have advice for the problem du jour, post it here.

Maybe I shouldn’t worry so much about The Tree, no…

Maybe I shouldn’t worry so much about The Tree, now that the government has paved the way for anyone to be thrown out of their home at the whim of a builder who thinks the area needs another Wal-Mart. Scary stuff. [thanks to ferd for the link]

Our friend Matt took this photo to commemorate his…

Our friend Matt took this photo to commemorate his first Father’s Day. I love it. 

NEW OUTBURST! Learn all about The Tree.

NEW OUTBURST! Learn all about The Tree.

I’m slowly taking the rest of freakgirl.com and ad…

I’m slowly taking the rest of freakgirl.com and adapting it into the template I use for my blog. I’ve started with the Outbursts. I think it’s all working fine, but I really need to get on the stick and write something for you guys. The lack of employment and the ensuing not going out as much seems to stifle my creativity. Don’t worry, though. I’d rather write less than throw up the sort of self-congratulatory shit disguised as “writing” that I read on some other sites. Meow!

Seriously, though, if you have any interesting topics, as always, let me know. And I haven’t received any Ask Freakgirl letters lately, either.

Just when I thought that Tom Cruise’s kidnapping o…

Just when I thought that Tom Cruise’s kidnapping of Katie Holmes could no longer entertain me, I discover goldenfiddle’s Mayor McCrazy and his newly-contracted sidekick Pickles.