Tomorrow is the first day of spring, thank god. To…

Tomorrow is the first day of spring, thank god. To celebrate, last night I made cookies! They’re sort of charming in their own sloppy way. 
Here are some Friday Thoughts from freakgirl. [fla…
Here are some Friday Thoughts from freakgirl. [flash move - contains audio and BAD WORDS]
The Terri Schiavo case has been all over the news …
The Terri Schiavo case has been all over the news for the past few days, a heartbreaking and (for me) infuriating story. It really troubles me when these right-to-life groups say things like, “This inquiry should give hope to Terri…” Terri is in a vegetative state. Terri does not know what’s going on. She should have had life-support removed in 2003, as apparently she had wished, and judges agreed, but Jeb Bush tried to intervene. Now the government is intervening again. Sigh. I have two words for everyone out there – LIVING WILL.
Let’s tell Congress, the Federal Communications Co…
Let’s tell Congress, the Federal Communications Commission and local broadcasters to crack down on covert propaganda and keep fake news off the air. Please sign this petition, and pass it on to your friends.
Since I secured my spot in eternal hell last week …
Since I secured my spot in eternal hell last week with my post about Jesus tasting like cool ranch, I might as well also let you know about these candles that smell like holy spirit.
As you may have noticed, my political stance for t…
As you may have noticed, my political stance for the past few months has been one of putting my fingers in my ears and singing “lalalalalalala.” However, I did want to point this out. Wolfowitz? Ugh. Last night on The Daily Show, they spent almost ten minutes discussing the size and growth of W’s absolutely huge balls.
May your glass be ever fullMay the roof over your …

May your glass be ever full
May the roof over your head be always strong
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
This is for Janet, because she loves this song. Bu…
This is for Janet, because she loves this song. But really, it’s for all the world to enjoy.
