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Caption this picture. I just wanted to make sure t…

Caption this picture. I just wanted to make sure that I’m not the only person who will have to live with this image burned into my retinas.

Am I the last person to know that Sara Gilbert is …

Am I the last person to know that Sara Gilbert is gay?

We’re supposed to get a crapload of snow today and…

We’re supposed to get a crapload of snow today and tonight. I love snow, but I’m sort of over it. I do look forward to the geekboy possibly having a snow day tomorrow, so he can stay home and play. We had some snow on Thursday, and he got in a minor car accident on his way home from work. Let’s hope he gets out early today and makes it home without any further damage. :)

I saw a recipe for Twinkie sushi and I just had to…

I saw a recipe for Twinkie sushi and I just had to make it. However, it turned out to be really hard and I gave up. Luckily, Miss Lisa has more patience and talent than I do. This was a plate of sugary goodness, people. 

The prize table at Freak-n-Geek Oscar-a-Go-Go! 

The prize table at Freak-n-Geek Oscar-a-Go-Go! 

Last night was the Oscars, and along with that com…

Last night was the Oscars, and along with that comes our annual party. This year we had about ten people over, which means our party has doubled in size! More people equals more fun, too. The big winner in our house was Miss Janet, who walked away with two prizes – Most Correct Picks and The Mystery Prize. The Mystery Prize is decided by me; I pick a word or an action and wait for someone to utter or do it. Last night, Janet was the first one to say, “Bush.” The Line of The Night Award (Ryan O’Neal Memorial) went to first-timer Paul, who, commenting on the dueling accents of Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, called the award they were presenting “The ESL Award.” Rude? Maybe a little. Funny? Yah.

Our traditional Best Picture Nominee Porn Names went a bit like this: The Aviator? The Analator. Finding Neverland? I maintain that the title is dirty as is (thanks, Michael!), but the Greatzer Czar suggested Fingering Neverland. EWWW! Million Dollar Baby? Million Dollar Bootie. Ray? We came up with two on this one – Splay or Spray. Sideways? Uhhhhhh…crap, I can’t remember. Anyone?

Now. Let’s just do a quick fashion review. And by the way, when did mermaid dresses come back in style? They were everywhere, and watching women have to shuffle across the stage like their feet were bound together really isn’t doing much for female empowerment in Hollywood. And what was up with the glamazon women onstage, towering over everyone? Anyway. First up – Renee Zellwegger. Paul remarked that she looked like Lily Tomlin. The hair color is too dark and her face is way too stretched or botoxed or whatever the hell she is doing. Also? Mermaid dress. Kate Winslet, on the other hand, is always gorgeous. Love her. Natalie Portman‘s dress was popular in our house, but I personally wasn’t crazy about it. Hilary Swank’s dress was the mullet of the Oscars – business in the front, party in the back! Every time I see Salma Hayek, I wonder if I might be playing for the wrong team. Cate Blanchett is pure Hollywood – although I’m not sure about the sash. Love the color of the dress. He just LOOKS like he smells, doesn’t he? This is hard for me to say, but Gwynnie looked pretty damn good. HATED Laura Linney‘s hair. Mermaid dress. Gomez and Morticia, anyone? I don’t care how he looked, Johnny Depp is always white hot. He got applause in our house for simply walking onscreen. Kirsten Dunst looked lovely, I thought, with her blondie-blonde hair. I had nightmares about this face. Imelda Staunton looked adorable, but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND HER? Tim Robbins, fresh from his lobotomy. Die.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REMY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REMY!

Desperate Houseflies.

Desperate Houseflies.

How much does Donald Trump want this?

How much does Donald Trump want this?

Friday Fun: Office Space and Superfriends. [quickt…

Friday Fun: Office Space and Superfriends. [quicktime video/audio]