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Freakgirl.com will be going on a winter hiatus b…

Freakgirl.com will be going on a winter hiatus because we’ve got tickets to Florida, baby. See you the first week of January.

Today, my friends, is FESTIVUS! Get out your alumi…

Today, my friends, is FESTIVUS! Get out your aluminum poles, make a donation to The Human Fund, start practicing your feats of strength, and get ready to air your grievances.

My feat of strength today will be to pin Meena to the floor if she in any way prevents me from cleaning the house. My grievances today include having to clean the house, and the re-election of George W. Bush. Please use the comments to share yours!

I cannot express without profanity how tired I am …

I cannot express without profanity how tired I am of this whole Christ/Christmas debate. The fact that both sides take it so seriously really reflects the ugliness and turmoil of our country right now. For some perspective, learn about the real history of Christmas (most interesting: the Saturnalia section). Celebrate winter, feast and be merry, no matter who or what you worship (or don’t worship). WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

If you missed SNL this past weekend, you missed an…

If you missed SNL this past weekend, you missed an incredibly good TV Funhouse called Blue Christmas. I highly recommend a look-see. It’s worth it for the Limbaugh slam alone. Here are some mirrors – just right-click and save to your hard drive.

To be honest, I don’t know if this entire piece is…

To be honest, I don’t know if this entire piece is sarcastic, but isn’t part of the fun of the online world the uncertainty of it all? Being able to get it or not get it?

Everyone’s passing around the latest JibJab holida…

Everyone’s passing around the latest JibJab holiday cartoon, so allow me to jump on the bandwagon.

What sort of mall parker are you? I’d say I’m most…

What sort of mall parker are you? I’d say I’m mostly a “see and take it,” although I’m embarassed to admit that I have been a “stalker.”

LISA GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! She is way too important n…

LISA GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! She is way too important now for the likes of us riff-raff. I am so proud of her. What a wonderful christmas gift.

Babysitting again this morning. Back later.

Babysitting again this morning. Back later.

People will sign anything.

People will sign anything.