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26May/04Off

I wonder if my wedding insurance covers Al-Qaida. …

I wonder if my wedding insurance covers Al-Qaida. On another wedding-related note, our very own Rona was recently married. Congrats and love to her and Mr. Rona! Any advice you have for this bride-to-be on the big day?

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26May/04Off

Today, for your amusement, my latest search string…

Today, for your amusement, my latest search strings: cute baby pictures, who won survivor all stars, netherlands easter food, scariest picture ever, yankees vomiting, nekkid wimmen, levaquin side effects, i just threw up a little in my mouth, tori spelling wedding registry, howard stern and woman who fell out of grape or wine, cynthia nixon breastfeeding pictures, amazing race flo boob, snap your bra straps, hot barstool racing pictures, i am a 23 years old girl who loved disney world, shocking statements on brownies, how to get rid of stinky feet, photo of someone emotional over a gift, decorating pimple ceiling, meena ass, my computer is chirping like a bird every ten minutes, put alka seltzer in your ass, how do you spell devilled eggs, janet woo secaucus, picture of derek jeter getting off of a bus, and last but not least, dancing avocados. Obviously, I need to re-evaluate my life. And what is “hot barstool racing” and why does someone need a picture?

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26May/04Off

Late on the bandwagon on this one, but last night …

Late on the bandwagon on this one, but last night we finally saw American Splendor. Great flick. It was shocking to see how well the actors all nailed their characters. I was also surprised that I didn’t remember Toby from MTV, or Harvey from Letterman. We’re hoping Harvey shows up on one of our Classic Dave episodes sometime.

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26May/04Off

Go to the fourth story on this page (called "Cyndi…

Go to the fourth story on this page (called “Cyndi’s Airborne Critic”). Then curl up on the floor and cry at the mental picture.

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26May/04Off

Corny pickup lines.

Corny pickup lines.

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26May/04Off

Because I’m obnoxious, I jumped up and cheered whe…

Because I’m obnoxious, I jumped up and cheered when I heard this information. Anyway, look for an influx of tie-dyed homeless people starting somewhere around September.

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25May/04Off

Caption This Picture.

Caption This Picture.

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25May/04Off

I was just perusing the Victoria’s Secret website …

I was just perusing the Victoria’s Secret website in search of an undergarment for my wedding dress (you know, something that pushes up the boobies and pushes in the fat), and ran across this little number. Now I am dead, because I killed myself.

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25May/04Off

This picture is awesome.

This picture is awesome.

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25May/04Off

:: snicker ::

:: snicker ::

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